"The General" insurance ad

[IseDaDiva]

This for all the nature-loving niggers out hiking in the woods and running into an Oracle nigger who informs them about their coverage, because we know niggers take insurance very seriously. No words.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

The general is insurance for people with shitty driving records. They know what theyre doing and theyre making a killing off of it. Niggers pay 4-500 a month for insurance on their old hoopties that aren’t worth a dime.

[Espantoon]

The general is insurance for people with shitty driving records. They know what theyre doing and theyre making a killing off of it. Niggers pay 4-500 a month for insurance on their old hoopties that aren’t worth a dime.

Exactly, there is a whole industry based on selling insurance to niggers that mainstream insurance companies won't touch. Here are a couple of commercials from Gebco, the Baltimore D.C. metro area provider of car insurance for nigs.

Gebco Insurance Commercial, WBFF Baltimore, 1988 - YouTube
Go Gebco - YouTube

[tweakstick]

D3 nailed it. The only people around here that get General are niggers. I've heard of people who have been in accidents with them. They don't pay out for shit. It's almost like being hit by an uninsured motorist. Most niggers pay the upfront just to get the card so now the state keeps a database to keep track of them. Sometimes they'll tow the hoopty off. Thing is, they are required to but don't always do it if it's a nigger or an illegal since they won't pay the fine anyway.

[Jim Crow]

Niggers paying for auto insurance every month? yeah right! Most niggers drive without a license never mind the insurance.I know several folks who been hit by a nigger driver.No license,no auto insurance.

[IseDaDiva]

I admit I get a lot of my nigger knowledge from court shows. I can't remember the last time I saw a nigger being sued for some accident who had insurance ("I wuzn't "awared" that it "lapped" the day before the accident!") or a license for their old hoopties.

[Coon Club Road]

The general is insurance for people with shitty driving records. They know what theyre doing and theyre making a killing off of it. Niggers pay 4-500 a month for insurance on their old hoopties that aren’t worth a dime.

That's why when niggers ring into that shitty driving record skill level, they go without.

Since we all know niggers can't drive, it isn't long before you hear someone say..."Yea some fucking nigger with no insurance hit me".

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

That's why when niggers ring into that shitty driving record skill level, they go without.

Since we all know niggers can't drive, it isn't long before you hear someone say..."Yea some fucking nigger with no insurance hit me".

I know a lot of them do not pay it but even if the general here gets one nigger payment, they’re fine with that.

[Coon Club Road]

I know a lot of them do not pay it but even if the general here gets one nigger payment, they’re fine with that.

I'm pretty sure the General's hustle is to collect the first payment and issue the "I gots insurance" card.

Then hope like hell they miss the next payment so coverage is immediately dropped and The General will never pay a claim on the policy.

Repeat.

A nigger having a higher insurance payment than car payment? Right

[Espantoon]

I admit I get a lot of my nigger knowledge from court shows. I can't remember the last time I saw a nigger being sued for some accident who had insurance ("I wuzn't "awared" that it "lapped" the day before the accident!") or a license for their old hoopties.

"The policy done collapsed!" They actually say this.

[IseDaDiva]

The latest "The General" ad. Note that the only YT is a nerdy, dweeby, submissive cuck with a bow tie who is begging to sit with the obese Shaq and it's niglet (or grandniglet). I guess the General only wants nigger clients, knowing how particular they are about insurance and that they always pay their premiums.

[Whitey Ford]

Now State Farm has its own commercial with nigger superstar Drake in it.

[Ignatow]

The latest "The General" ad. Note that the only YT is a nerdy, dweeby, submissive cuck with a bow tie who is begging to sit with the obese Shaq and it's niglet (or grandniglet). I guess the General only wants nigger clients, knowing how particular they are about insurance and that they always pay their premiums.

That other nigger is Kenny Smith from Houston Rockets. And the white guy is some basketball announcer. I did watch niggerball in the early 2000s, when sports was just sports. It was an outlet and a distraction. I used to like playing with friends during college.

I'm not proud of my nigger subsidizing past, and I've stopped watching bakkabawl about 12+ years ago. Occasionally I watched big games when it was LA vs. SF, just to harass my college buddies in the Bay Area. Aside from the big stars like LeBoon I don't know any more current players.

Now I have a personal zero nigger sports tolerance policy. I learned the wrongness of my past behavior making coons make money just acting like apes. Better late than never.

Shaq is still well liked in So Cal. But now I hate it's guts. Always making ads for nigger causes, like the General, Carnival Cruise Lines (which I heard is the lowest class line and it welcomes niggers), and endless ads for unknown companies. My brother in law used to call it "that big colored guy". I've had enough of its big gorilla face. All sorts of insurance commercials now show magic niggers, coalburners, and docile bit still ugly niggers. You'd think they were over 50% of the population.

[IseDaDiva]

50%? If I were coming from another planet and gathering knowledge of earth by watching TV, movies and ads I would think niggers were 90% of the population of the world. I would also think that niggers generally live in nuclear families in lovely upscale houses, are deeply concerned about insurance and justice, are great neighbours and friends, are loving parents to their niglets and would never dream of committing any crimes. I would also think that all YT are violent, knuckle-dragging racists who spend all their time persecuting peace-loving niggers and muzzies.

[Sandy]

The latest "The General" ad. Note that the only YT is a nerdy, dweeby, submissive cuck with a bow tie who is begging to sit with the obese Shaq and it's niglet (or grandniglet). I guess the General only wants nigger clients, knowing how particular they are about insurance and that they always pay their premiums.

I had just posted in another thread wondering if that nigger isn't broke, because it's been a lot of years since it dribbled a ball. Commercials don't mean someone's broke, but commercials for low-rep companies do, and that's where washed up (or never was) niggers go. Montel did those payday loanshark commercials, now Ice T and Ernie Hudson for those Car Shield scammers, for example.

[tweakstick]

Did anyone catch a recent town hall meeting with Slowmo Joe? This Mark Dice video is friggin hilarious!

At the 1:30 mark, he talks about the TV commercials but you should watch the whole thing.

[IseDaDiva]

Did anyone catch a recent town hall meeting with Slowmo Joe? This Mark Dice video is friggin hilarious!

At the 1:30 mark, he talks about the TV commercials but you should watch the whole thing.

Excellent. I didn't think there was anyone left with the courage to speak the truth about anything that could offend. And yeah - Anderson Cooper bought a baby.

[tweakstick]

Excellent. I didn't think there was anyone left with the courage to speak the truth about anything that could offend. And yeah - Anderson Cooper bought a baby.

That's pretty non-inclusive of you, Anderscum Pooper - buying a baby that's whiter then you?

Insane homosexual man buys baby + Raises it with ex-boyfriend + No woman or mother figure involved in raising = Child doomed to therapist couch for life.


The look on that baby's face screams "PLEASE - SOMEONE HELP ME!!!"

[IseDaDiva]

That's pretty non-inclusive of you, Anderscum Pooper - buying a baby that's whiter then you?

Insane homosexual man buys baby + Raises it with ex-boyfriend + No woman or mother figure involved in raising = Child doomed to therapist couch for life.


The look on that baby's face screams "PLEASE - SOMEONE HELP ME!!!"

It's truly awe-inspiring how all these so-called "celebrities" can instantly get a perfect white baby when regular, plebian couples who desperately want a child cannot. This "I'll Rent my Uterus Out to the Highest Bidder" is a booming and profitable business. I always thought that buying and selling human beings was illegal but I guess not if you have enough money and can easily find a mercenary breeder.

But I'm confused: why would someone as liberal and oppressed as Cooper not adopt a little niglet or two? Wouldn't that be more in keeping with the Agenda? Is he rayciss? Oh, but I guess he's another one who thinks all his BS is for other people in a "Do as I say, not as I do" kind of way.

[Groid_Rage]

The general is insurance for people with shitty driving records. They know what theyre doing and theyre making a killing off of it. Niggers pay 4-500 a month for insurance on their old hoopties that aren’t worth a dime.

True, but niggers backpacking is a white concept. It makes as much sense as Amish twerking.