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    World's Shortest Books - yeah, silly

    I'm easily amused.

    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    By Dennis Rodman


    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson


    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    By Bill Clinton
    With introduction
    by
    The Rev. Jesse Jackson
    and foreward by
    Tiger Woods


    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton


    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill Clinton


    And the shortest book of them all......................
    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    How To Treat A Coalburner With Respect
    By: A. Nigger
    If it is wrong to hate niggers, I don't want to be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    I'm easily amused.

    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    By Dennis Rodman


    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson


    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    By Bill Clinton
    With introduction
    by
    The Rev. Jesse Jackson
    and foreward by
    Tiger Woods


    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton


    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill Clinton


    And the shortest book of them all......................
    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
    Niggers with a triple digit IQ!!

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    The fact that Mahatma Gandhi never got the Peace Prize but Barry O. did has turned it into The Insult Award. Samuel Little needs to get it next, for killing a septic-tankload of coons and doing his part for world peace.

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    Gandhi wasn't as peaceful as everyone thinks he is.

    He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution, and he hated niggers.
    If it is wrong to hate niggers, I don't want to be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NigShitPigShit View Post
    The fact that Mahatma Gandhi never got the Peace Prize but Barry O. did has turned it into The Insult Award. Samuel Little needs to get it next, for killing a septic-tankload of coons and doing his part for world peace.

    Any award given to a nigger automatically negates the significance of the award.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodman Grey
    He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution
    No! Did he really say that?!?! Aa. To hell with him then. I want a refund.

    Years ago, I started but didn't finish reading his autobiography. Now I gotta read it to prove Goodman Grey wrong

    Something to look forward to should I not die in the upcoming civil war! (proving Goodman Grey wrong, that is! )

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodman Grey
    and he hated niggers.
    You say that like it's a bad thing

    So my world's shortest books contribution will be, "Things I Know about Gandhi, Who Hated Niggers" (to keep it on-category)!

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    The shortest nigger book would be --
    Wakandan Physics
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodman Grey View Post
    Gandhi wasn't as peaceful as everyone thinks he is.

    He would have used violence if it was a feasible means of revolution, and he hated niggers.

    Who doesn't hate them? Another short book:

    "Those Who Truly Love Niggers".
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    World's Shortest Books? How about

    "Niggers I've Met While Yachting"
    Niggerloving Joe Biden NOT my president.

    "Blacks have no rights which the white man is bound to respect." - US Supreme Court Justice Roger Taney, 1857

    Black lives DON'T matter. Never did, and never will.

    You can't have law and order and filthy niggers too.

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    Worlds shortest book?

    The usefulness of niggers and liberals
    By Jim Crow

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    Ah dang you got me!
    I took your title seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaiitarrio Brown View Post

    -The German book of humor

    You must not have met many Germans!

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    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Give humans a pile of bricks and they will build you a city. Give niggers a city and they will build you a pile of bricks.

    Appeasement is feeding the beast, hoping it will eat you last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFN_Weasel View Post
    World's Shortest Books? How about

    "Niggers I've Met While Yachting"
    Well, I guess those slave ships were just big yachts right? You remember when tennis and golf were exclusively human sports? Then the niggers were encouraged to ' get equal ' and start fucking these things up for the white man? I'm sure it's only a matter of time before niggers get into yachting and ruin this for everybody.
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaiitarrio Brown View Post
    -Negroes I have met while yachting
    -Book of Black scientists & inventions
    -My Plan to Find the Real Killers By O.J. Simpson
    -Things I Would Not Do for Money By Dennis Rodman
    -Al Gore: The Wild Years
    -The Lawyer's handbook of Ethics
    -Career Opportunities for Liberal Studies Majors
    -Good American beers: An overview

    -The Ultimate List of Good English Lovers

    -The German book of humor

    Those are very funny, but, no anti-Semitic slurs. I give only one warning on those.

    I also deleted the one about Italians. There are lots of them who've been war heroes on the right side, like those who fought against Mussolini.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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