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    Kentucky Fried Nigger- niggers try to steal highly electrified copper wire

    Electricity be raycisssss!













    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Electricity be raycisssss!













    BEST FUCKIN' MANGER SCENE I EVER SEEN !!!
    That beats the hell out of christmas lights!
    How do I rig up one of those next year???
    I want to put a dozen Amazon boxes at the base of it !!!
    'You shall not lie with any animal to defile yourself with it; neither shall any woman give herself to an animal, to lie down with it: it is a perversion. Leviticus 18:23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford
    Electricity be raycisssss!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOrganGrinder
    BEST FUCKIN' MANGER SCENE I EVER SEEN !!!
    That beats the hell out of christmas lights!
    How do I rig up one of those next year???
    I want to put a dozen Amazon boxes at the base of it !!!


    by the dozens!

    That Pay-per-View potential

    Thing is, they wouldn't learn; just keep getting zapped

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    Home run, Whitey Ford ! I want to rig up my truck, so this happens if BLM touches it.

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    The only thing missing is the "Pop goes the Weasel tune."

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    Probably just bring a roller and touch up the asphalt around the pole.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    Home run, Whitey Ford ! I want to rig up my truck, so this happens if BLM touches it.
    Put some Confederate Flag and FUCK BLM stickers on your truck first to bait the niggers. And then hilarity and batwing goodness would ensue!
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Too bad there wasn't a security camera around to capture the hilarity. This was a very efficient disposal, only a broom and shovel needed for the ashes and saves room at the local DNS.

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    Electricity is racist, it's named after European humans. Volts (Allesandro Volta, Italian), amperes (Ampere, French), ohms (Georg Ohm, German). Niggers have no business dealing with something far beyond their tiny walnut brains.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NigShitPigShit View Post
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    by the dozens!

    That Pay-per-View potential

    Thing is, they wouldn't learn; just keep getting zapped
    I bes wunderin wut happens ta dose tew? Oh well, gibs me dat coppa! ZAP!

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    A new definition for the phrase "crispy critters", gnomesayin? And where did this wonderful scene take place?

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    They look well done. In Apefrica other niggers would eat them as a main course.
    https://imgur.com/g3u2gkk < That's the .gif of the nigger electrocuting itself that I had on the original site years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road
    Probably just bring a roller and touch up the asphalt around the pole.
    Cast the scene in bronze, reproduce it, and use it to replace all of the ape-toppled historic American statues!




    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford
    Put some Confederate Flag and FUCK BLM stickers on your truck first to bait the niggers. And then hilarity and batwing goodness would ensue!

    The potential domestic, nay, international market for a kit with all that stuff embiggens daily! I'll bet a lot of EU folks short on time would go for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Electricity be raycisssss!













    Nigger beez EXTRA CRISPY n' sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!! Want sum grape drank wif dat?!

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    where's the GoFuckMe link? I want to donate a few Volts !
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatow View Post
    Electricity is racist, it's named after European humans. Volts (Allesandro Volta, Italian), amperes (Ampere, French), ohms (Georg Ohm, German). Niggers have no business dealing with something far beyond their tiny walnut brains.



    Well, I'll be damned!

    As a White European descendant and an Electronics Technician by trade with over 30 years experience, I can't believe I've never made that connection.

    Sir, you have bested me!
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimp Detester View Post
    A new definition for the phrase "crispy critters", gnomesayin? And where did this wonderful scene take place?
    That's side-splitting funny, maing!
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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