The Saga Begins: A Nigger, its Mudshark, a ratty RV, and a Cornfield.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

@ Sandman and everyone else... I do have something of an update.

I have no idea what happened to the nigger and its shark, but as of Monday, its RV is still in a local impound yard. I can see it from the alleyway behind the Thai place were we get take-out.

There's still a huge muddy trench about 100' long in my neighbor's field. It's full of water now. There were ducks in it the other day

The timeline is this: the RV was impounded on December 12th. It can be sent to auction as soon as the 11th of this month. It's a real piece of shit, so it will probably sell for pennies on the dollar. Either way, my guess is, that nigger is shit-out-of-luck!

So strange that those two dirtbags would just walk away like that, but I think that's what happened...

[IseDaDiva]

@ Sandman and everyone else... I do have something of an update.

I have no idea what happened to the nigger and its shark, but as of Monday, its RV is still in a local impound yard. I can see it from the alleyway behind the Thai place were we get take-out.

There's still a huge muddy trench about 100' long in my neighbor's field. It's full of water now. There were ducks in it the other day

The timeline is this: the RV was impounded on December 12th. It can be sent to auction as soon as the 11th of this month. It's a real piece of shit, so it will probably sell for pennies on the dollar. Either way, my guess is, that nigger is shit-out-of-luck!

So strange that those two dirtbags would just walk away like that, but I think that's what happened...

Maybe the nigger found out its mudshark was going to shit a niglet, so he killed her (as usual in these situations) and then ran off in fear of the popo, tripped and fell in a puddle and drownd-ed.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Maybe the nigger found out its mudshark was going to shit a niglet, so he killed her (as usual in these situations) and then ran off in fear of the popo, tripped and fell in a puddle and drownd-ed.

My neighbor and I speculated that it might be a murder-suicide kind of deal, but no carcasses have turned up. The shark looked to be a little beyond child-bearing age to me, but we've all seen mugshots of toothless crack whores who looked like shriveled old grannies, but were really in their 20's.

I really don't know what to think about this whole thing. It's a little odd, quite frankly. I'm quite sure there's more to it, but alas, we'll probably never know...

[Coon Club Road]

So strange that those two dirtbags would just walk away like that, but I think that's what happened...

Maybe not that strange...

Could be the mobile coon nest simply ran out of gas.

Shines are always driving around on fumes. Maybe Sambo talked the burner into a little road head.

He pulled off to the side, the 1/2 inch of gas ran to the side of the tank opposite of the pick up tube, and while the burner was smoking Sambo's stove pipe, it ran out of gas and shut off.

Since Sambo had no cash, off they went to find another means of transportation, leaving their roached out RV to become someone else's problem.

[IseDaDiva]

Maybe not that strange...

Could be the mobile coon nest simply ran out of gas.

Shines are always driving around on fumes. Maybe Sambo talked the burner into a little road head.

He pulled off to the side, the 1/2 inch of gas ran to the side of the tank opposite of the pick up tube, and while the burner was smoking Sambo's stove pipe, it ran out of gas and shut off.

Since Sambo had no cash, off they went to find another means of transportation, leaving their roached out RV to become someone else's problem.

Although I like my scenario better, I think yours is more likely to be what happened.

[Coon Club Road]

Although I like my scenario better, I think yours is more likely to be what happened.

Hell yea your scenario is much better than mine... a much happier ending!

We can only hope!!!

[Tar Remover]

Nooooo...... That would make them feel right at home. They would never leave.....

[haywood]

Maybe the nigger found out its mudshark was going to shit a niglet, so he killed her (as usual in these situations) and then ran off in fear of the popo, tripped and fell in a puddle and drownd-ed.

That would be a happy ending!!