New KFC movie coming soon

[Goodman Grey]

I honestly wasn't sure where to put this one, even though it is vaguely nigger related.

https://tvline.com/2020/12/07/mario-...fc-commercial/

Lifetime and KFC revealed on Monday that Mario Lopez will play Colonel Sanders in A Recipe for Seduction, which is being touted as a “Lifetime Original Mini-Movie Presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken,” but is surely just a long commercial. I mean, that’s what we want to assume. (Update: It’s indeed a 15-minute mini-movie, I am assured.)

“Some folks take their secrets to the grave, but Colonel Sanders takes his to the deep fryer,” reads promo copy on the KFC Facebook page, while the “movie” poster (below) features the teaser line, “We All Have Our Secrets, His Just Happens to Be… A Recipe for Seduction.”

The official synopsis on Lifetime’s website says, “As the holidays near, an heiress (played by Bosch alum Justene Alpert) contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef arrives with his secret recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel the mother’s plans.”

Are you admittedly curious to see how 11 secret herbs and spices figure into the Colonel’s seduction game?

I could lie, but there was a time when even I liked KFC. Decades ago, both the extra crispy and original recipe were just so tasty and juicy, and there was nothing like biting into a thicc piece of chiggun and having the grease drip down your chin. I loved those wedge fries and their mac & cheese.

But nowadays they don't use those steroids and hormones anymore, and without the frankenchigguns, it just isn't the same.

Also, now that we all know that the secret ingredient is monosodium glutamate, we can all make our own fried chiggun at home. All you really need is salt, MSG, sugar, and some sort of breading (maybe eggs).

[Jim Crow]

Good grief! that’s a turkey I’ll be sure to miss!

[Goodman Grey]

Good grief! that’s a turkey I’ll be sure to miss!

You mean a chicken you'll be sure to miss?

[tweakstick]

It's a chicken until they inject it with the stergroids!

KFC hasn't used the 11 herbs and spices since Pepsico bought them years ago. They only wanted the name, not the recipe.

Now it's only:

2 Parts salt
2 Parts pepper
3 Parts MSG
6 Parts Lard

Niggers aren't that picky and Pepsi knows it.

[Goodman Grey]

[Jim Crow]

You mean a chicken you'll be sure to miss?

LOL!

[Rastus Nigger]

The best Christmas gift ever would be waking up on December 25th and discovering out the entire nigger species has suddenly vanished from the face of the earth forever.

[tweakstick]

I wonder if Lifetime had any clue we would be bashing there shitty entert-mercial here on CO?

Oh well... They suck hairy ballz anyway so screw'em and Hallmark while we're at it.

There all a bunch of gender bender nigger lovers anyway!

[jenkemfactory]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bfXBhfM8ga0

[CoonsЯus]

I haven't been to the cinema in years. All I saw were giant niggers in front of me, so stopped going.

[haywood]

It's a chicken until they inject it with the stergroids!

KFC hasn't used the 11 herbs and spices since Pepsico bought them years ago. They only wanted the name, not the recipe.

Now it's only:

2 Parts salt
2 Parts pepper
3 Parts MSG
6 Parts Lard

Niggers aren't that picky and Pepsi knows it.

YO, wheh muh GRAPE DRANK beez at, MUFUGGAS!!

[NigShitPigShit]

Y'all wan summin ta dring wi dat?

[Bottle_of_Hate]

[QUOTE=tweakstick;145086]It's a chicken until they inject it with the stergroids!

KFC hasn't used the 11 herbs and spices since Pepsico bought them years ago. They only wanted the name, not the recipe.

Now it's only:

2 Parts salt
2 Parts pepper
3 Parts MSG
6 Parts Lard

Niggers aren't that picky and Pepsi knows it.

/QUOTE]

KFC has always been shit. I didn't really notice it as a kid who did not get it very often. But I distinctly remember it being far different. Just like every other company when you mix in corporate greed and forced inclusion of niggers it goes from a turd in the punch bowl to a shit sandwich. I remember when Papa John's was "ok". Now it is ketchup and Z rated toppings like the rest. I would rather pay a little more for a pizza that doesn't taste like shit.

[haywood]

[QUOTE=Bottle_of_Hate;145292]

It's a chicken until they inject it with the stergroids!

KFC hasn't used the 11 herbs and spices since Pepsico bought them years ago. They only wanted the name, not the recipe.

Now it's only:

2 Parts salt
2 Parts pepper
3 Parts MSG
6 Parts Lard

Niggers aren't that picky and Pepsi knows it.

/QUOTE]

KFC has always been shit. I didn't really notice it as a kid who did not get it very often. But I distinctly remember it being far different. Just like every other company when you mix in corporate greed and forced inclusion of niggers it goes from a turd in the punch bowl to a shit sandwich. I remember when Papa John's was "ok". Now it is ketchup and Z rated toppings like the rest. I would rather pay a little more for a pizza that doesn't taste like shit.

Mom and Pop pizza joints run by REAL Paisans are the best!!

[grim1]

The best Christmas gift ever would be waking up on December 25th and discovering out the entire nigger species has suddenly vanished from the face of the earth forever.

We can only dream of such a beautiful thing.

[CoonsЯus]

The quality of products has declined massively over the years, especially candy bars. They used to be succulent and decadent, full of fine ingredients. Now most of them are just the cheapest sugar and chemical concoctions produced to satisfy American's obsession with quantity over quality. If you ever want to see what good chocolate is like, try Belgian Leonidas. If you want to get them super cheap, you'll have to go to Belgium I'm afraid.

https://leonidas-chocolate.com/produ...hoCodsQAvD_BwE

[Odin's balls]

Leonidas are good, but you can't beat Swedish Marabou.