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    Welfare Queen (A parody of Dancing Queen)

    Ohhh
    You can beg and you can ho
    Anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
    Ohh, you see that girl, getting her Assistance thing
    She's the Welfare Queen

    It's Friday Night and the cash is low
    And a dealer coming to collect, for some blow
    You need to make cash and make it quick
    So you'll stand on the corner, selling tricks

    Anyone could be that john
    He's got the cash, he's got it going on
    He gives you the money that you need
    And in a seedy motel, he does the deed

    You are the Welfare Queen
    Have 3 kids by age 17
    Welfare Queen
    Trying to scam more from that Assistance thing

    You can beg and you can ho
    Anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
    Ohh, you see that girl, getting her Assistance thing
    She's the Welfare Queen

    She knows every scam in the book
    And she hope they will take the hook
    Looking for another sucker, any one will do
    And if you're not careful, she'll get you too
    If she has a chance

    She's are the Welfare Queen
    Have 3 kids by age 17
    Welfare Queen
    Trying to scam more from that Assistance thing

    Ohhh
    You can beg and you can ho
    Anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
    Ohh, you see that girl, getting her Assistance thing
    She's the Welfare Queen
    She's the Welfare Queen
    She's the Welfare Queen
    Help control the criminal population. Please spay or neuter your nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveintexas View Post
    ohhh
    you can beg and you can ho
    anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
    ohh, you see that girl, getting her assistance thing
    she's the welfare queen

    it's friday night and the cash is low
    and a dealer coming to collect, for some blow
    you need to make cash and make it quick
    so you'll stand on the corner, selling tricks

    anyone could be that john
    he's got the cash, he's got it going on
    he gives you the money that you need
    and in a seedy motel, he does the deed

    you are the welfare queen
    have 3 kids by age 17
    welfare queen
    trying to scam more from that assistance thing

    you can beg and you can ho
    anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
    ohh, you see that girl, getting her assistance thing
    she's the welfare queen

    she knows every scam in the book
    and she hope they will take the hook
    looking for another sucker, any one will do
    and if you're not careful, she'll get you too
    if she has a chance

    she's are the welfare queen
    have 3 kids by age 17
    welfare queen
    trying to scam more from that assistance thing

    ohhh
    you can beg and you can ho
    anything but an honest job, to earn that dough
    ohh, you see that girl, getting her assistance thing
    she's the welfare queen
    she's the welfare queen
    she's the welfare queen
    awesome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    awesome!!
    Thanks. I know some of the timing and rhythm may be off, but not a bad piece. Especially considering I wrote it in about 30 min
    Help control the criminal population. Please spay or neuter your nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveInTexas View Post
    Thanks. I know some of the timing and rhythm may be off, but not a bad piece. Especially considering I wrote it in about 30 min

    ^^^ Thats some good shit my friend!


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    Excellent! We just need someone to record it!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    Excellent! We just need someone to record it!
    What ever happened to Justin Igger?

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    If only I could sing, I would do it myself.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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