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    (c)Rapper Drake makes new scented candles that smell like niggers

    Drake Made a Candle That Smells Like Drake



    What Do Drake's Candles Smell Like?
    Leather, cigar ashes, fresh Nike sneakers, and the beef patties from Bathurst station (if you're from Toronto, you know), are all possible scent stories. But Revolve has spilled the official details.

    There appears to be five soy wax candles, all made in Canada (duh!). Each candle comes with a gold marker to personalize the jar. According to Michael Carby's Revolve page, the candles are supposed to launch this holiday season and there's a preview of Carby Musk, Good Thoughts, and Sweeter Tings on Revolve's website. The other two scents come up if you do a Google search.

    The candles are all "sold out" but appear to be priced at $48, excluding Carby Musk, which is $80. And yes, one smells like The Boy himself.
    https://www.instyle.com/beauty/fragr...ragrance-house
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Drake Made a Candle That Smells Like Drake





    https://www.instyle.com/beauty/fragr...ragrance-house
    Were the candles made with shit?!

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    Wait, he makes candles that smell like shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    Were the candles made with shit?!
    Oh, I didn't see your response. Great minds think alike.

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    I'm surprised there isn't a candle that smells like fried chicken.

    That would get the niggers in the mood for muh dikking.

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    Good grief! i’m wondering who would even be stupid enough to consider buying a candle that smells like a nigger.I’m sure even niggers don’t like the way niggers smell.

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    So someone was able to duplicate the smells of public transportation and put them in a candle?


    N.A.A.C.P.
    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    I thought scented candles were meant to smell nice?

    I suppose Gwyneth Paltrow broke the mould with her 'This smells like my fish mitten' scented candle and now this nigger is jumping on the bandwagon.

    I'm just wondering what ingredients the lab used to emulate the stench of nigger?

    Dog farts, burned hair, 6 month old gym socks, morning breath, penis parmesan, fox crap and failure?
    Proudly deplorable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    I thought scented candles were meant to smell nice?

    I suppose Gwyneth Paltrow broke the mould with her 'This smells like my fish mitten' scented candle and now this nigger is jumping on the bandwagon.

    I'm just wondering what ingredients the lab used to emulate the stench of nigger?

    Dog farts, burned hair, 6 month old gym socks, morning breath, penis parmesan, fox crap and failure?
    Grape Drank?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    I thought scented candles were meant to smell nice?

    I suppose Gwyneth Paltrow broke the mould with her 'This smells like my fish mitten' scented candle and now this nigger is jumping on the bandwagon.

    I'm just wondering what ingredients the lab used to emulate the stench of nigger?

    Dog farts, burned hair, 6 month old gym socks, morning breath, penis parmesan, fox crap and failure?
    You forgot the best ingredient of all: fermented feces from underneath the bed.

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    That nigger is so phony..

    His father is an African American Catholic (who took off, of course) and his mother is a white Canadian Jew. He was raised by his mother in Forest Hill, an affluent and predominantly Jewish neighborhood in Toronto. He attended Jewish day school, had a Bar Mitzvah at age 13 and observed the Jewish High Holy Days with his mother.
    Any bix nood nigga talk is all learned. Oreao gangsta cRapper!

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    A candle that smell like KFC, week-old urine/feces stains, a she-nig in heat and smelling like lard oozing from every pore, and a 1970 Pontiac hooptie nigmobile. It'll prove so popular, it'll be the first thing they shoplift.
    We know the world is messed up when the top-earning golfer for years was a nigger, our ex-president is a Muslim born in Kenya, Snowden fled to Hong Kong and Russia to escape the U.S. government, George Zimmerman was put on trial, and GQ called Colin Kapernick its Citizen of the Year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodman Grey View Post
    I'm surprised there isn't a candle that smells like fried chicken.

    That would get the niggers in the mood for muh dikking.

    a poet and you didn't know it =)
    watch out (c)Rapper Drake might steal your rhyme they are known to do that (bitin' rhymes).
    (along with stealing your bike and anything else not bolted down)

    because niggers have limited vocabulary limited IQ and poor english skills, it is very common for them to steal rhymes WHENEVER possible, as well as stealing beats and melodies, they call it "sampling"...
    no actually its copying you monkey see monkey do dumb ass nigger, with no originality or creativity or talent...
    make sure to sue the nigger into the stone age if it does this
    although the stone age would still be too advanced for a nigger
    they were monkeys back then

    all the niggers cRappers for decades now have been using computer word-rhyming software to make their rhymes, pathetic no-talent tar babies that they are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaiitarrio Brown View Post
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    He was the Eminem of the day.

    He also had to be high for the first part of that video. Or maybe for the entire video. The TMNT movies make me question the sanity of my generation.
    If it is wrong to hate niggers, I don't want to be right.

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    I am not a fan of Ice or his cRap but, knowing niggers, I know that there is nothing that makes them more angry and butthurt and when a white guy cRaps and makes money at it. Niggers think they are the only ones that can cRap when it is just talking with a beat a 5 year old can do but hell its the only thing besides sports that they can seem to do without totally screwing it up

    I googled KFC candles and they already exist, LOL, apparently there is a gravy one and a fried chicken one LOL

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