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Hyenas drag nigger out of bed and kill him (LOL)
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/20/afric...ntl/index.html
An elderly man has been killed by a pack of hyenas in Zimbabwe, after they pulled him from his bed while he was sleeping.
The man, who has been identified by the authorities as 87-year-old Tendai Maseka, was dragged about 1,000 feet from his mud and wood hut.
The incident occurred on Monday night in the rural region of Chirumanzu, in central Zimbabwe.
By the time Maseka's body was discovered by villagers, its lower half was missing.
LOL, they actually used the word "its" to describe the nigger! On CNN!!
CNN couldn't say "his lower half was missing."
"This is the 60th human life lost this year alone to human wildlife conflict," said Farawo, who believes more than six hyenas were responsible for Maseka's death.
According to Farawo, half of the incidents involved elephants, while at least three involved lions.
Wow, that sounds like a really civilized part of the world!
If only they were capable of building houses with doors that they could lock... instead of building mud and wood huts like the one mentioned in this story. Niggers are such fucking savages.
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Originally Posted by
Goodman Grey
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/20/afric...ntl/index.html
LOL, they actually used the word "its" to describe the nigger! On CNN!!
CNN couldn't say "his lower half was missing."
Wow, that sounds like a really civilized part of the world!
If only they were capable of building houses with doors that they could lock... instead of building mud and wood huts like the one mentioned in this story. Niggers are such fucking savages.
Did the hyenas lick their collective @$$e$ afterwards to get the tast of nigger out of their "moufs?!"
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By the time Maseka's body was discovered by villagers, its lower half was missing.
I guess they didn't want to add, "and the villagers cooked and ate the rest."
The old dinge was way past his shelf life anyway.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
I guess they didn't want to add, "and the villagers cooked and ate the rest."
The old dinge was way past his shelf life anyway.
I'd be willing to bet there were no hyenas.
He was probably killed and eaten by hungry members of his village.
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It's the circle - the circle of poo!
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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BULLSHIT!
The real story is, that dirty old mud hut nigger was trying to Muh Dik! the hyenas and they fought back. The missing bottom half of the hyena nigger was then dragged off by other local niggers to used for Muh Dik!
I didn't just fall off a turnip truck, you know...
Last edited by Midder Peenud Hayed; 11-29-2020 at 11:23 PM.
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Originally Posted by
Midder Peenud Hayed
BULLSHIT!
The real story is, that dirty old mud hut nigger was trying to Muh Dik! the hyenas and they fought back. The missing bottom half of the hyena nigger was then dragged off my other local niggers to used for Muh Dik!
I didn't just fall off a turnip truck, you know...
I like this version the best.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Poor pups! They must’ve been desperate and starving in order to resort to eating a nasty old shit skin.
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Originally Posted by
Midder Peenud Hayed
BULLSHIT!
The real story is, that dirty old mud hut nigger was trying to Muh Dik! the hyenas and they fought back. The missing bottom half of the hyena nigger was then dragged off by other local niggers to used for Muh Dik!
I didn't just fall off a turnip truck, you know...
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
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It's the circle - the circle of poo!
Hyenas: the original good nigger disposal units.
Nigger: "Yo, dawg, lemee up in yo crib." Me: Stares in 12 gauge.
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Originally Posted by
Coon Town
Hyenas: the original good nigger disposal units.
How do you think they learned to run so fast?
Prehistoric niggers be like:
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
I guess they didn't want to add, "and the villagers cooked and ate the rest."
The old dinge was way past his shelf life anyway.
Even wild beasts couldn't stomach the top half and left it for a road patch or a speed bump or something.
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Hyenas? The four legged kind or the four legged retarded smelly kind?
In the mudduhland, many animals attack dark skinned 'people'. Even bees have been known to target and attack niggers.
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Originally Posted by
jenkemfactory
Hyenas? The four legged kind or the four legged retarded smelly kind?
In the mudduhland, many animals attack dark skinned 'people'. Even bees have been known to target and attack niggers.
Flys like niggers!!!!
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Originally Posted by
haywood
Flys like niggers!!!!
From my very earliest memories we saw starving, fly-covered niglets on the TV. And they're still starving. Of all the populations of all the people in every country around the world, niggers are the only ones perpetually begging for gibs. They're the only species that still cannot feed itself, ever.
Niggers are so nasty that even hyenas, not known to be picky, couldn't bear to finish off the leathery, smelly old carcass of that silverback.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Since we have no video of this amusing event, I must repost one of my all-time favorite movie scenes. It never gets old or fails to make me laugh. Even lions hate niggers and sand niggers.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
From my very earliest memories we saw starving, fly-covered niglets on the TV. And they're still starving. Of all the populations of all the people in every country around the world, niggers are the only ones perpetually begging for gibs. They're the only species that still cannot feed itself, ever.
Niggers are so nasty that even hyenas, not known to be picky, couldn't bear to finish off the leathery, smelly old carcass of that silverback.
So, the 31 cents a month I paid in 1980 did not work?
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Originally Posted by
jenkemfactory
Hyenas? The four legged kind or the four legged retarded smelly kind?
In the mudduhland, many animals attack dark skinned 'people'. Even bees have been known to target and attack niggers.
This is why killer bees are also referred to as Africanized bees. When they bite or sting niggers they become more violent.
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Originally Posted by
jenkemfactory
Hyenas? The four legged kind or the four legged retarded smelly kind?
In the mudduhland, many animals attack dark skinned 'people'. Even bees have been known to target and attack niggers.
What did I tell you! Bees hate niggers!
https://leakreality.com/video/15816/...acks-black-man
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Originally Posted by
jenkemfactory
first comment gold!
alb0best 2 days ago 585 points
Law of Attraction confirmed
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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