I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when reading these. I don't even need to break them down. They are so comical on their own that I just don't need to really add anything except to say that AIDS and all the other diseases you get from amoral sexually deviant behavior kills a hell of a lot more people than the Coof anyday. I don't see anyone making cartoons about that shit.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.