44. Your skin is so dark that when you go outside the street lights turn on.
45. You think it's strange that acne waits until a niglet is 12 before coming on his face.
46. You cry during sex because the pepper spray hurts so much.
47. When your house is broken into, nothing is stolen.
48. Blind people hate you.
49. Your father died after using meth and fentanyl, and after picking a fight with police officers.
50. It once took you 9 months to take a shit.
51. You once saw a nigger trying to rape a white girl so you decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of you.
52. White people show up to your yard sales so they can buy back the stuff you stole from them.
53. When you want to get laid, you get yourself arrested so you can spend the night in jail.
54. You wear your baseball cap backwards so pigeons can shit on your lips.
55. On the first day of "work," your boss said "Let me show you where the slaves work."
56. You moved to Detroit because you heard there were no jobs there.
57. You once walked into a building and injured yourself.
58. You almost starved because someone hid your welfare check under your work boots.
59. Your 10 year old daughter has a higher sperm count than you.
60. You were fired from an M&M factory because you kept throwing away the W's.
61. You think the capital of Arizona is "A."
62. Your father is also your grandfather.
63. You think gravity is racist because it is holding you down.
64. You think that winning olympic medals is better than not being retarded.
65. You have AIDS and you don't pay for health insurance or your medications, and you continue to infect other gay niggers.
66. You drink Diet Coke with your 6,000 calorie meal because you think it makes everything healthy.