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    Wink In the defense of political correctness

    In the Defense of Political Correctness
    A Satirical Post by Goodman Grey

    When many people think of political correctness, they think of it as a social construct that is intended to bind us and force us to behave in unnatural ways so as as not to offend and/or trigger other people and/or niggers. To be fair, it makes sense to speak a certain way when around niggers, because there is a constant threat of violence from them, warranted or not. The nigger can erupt into a violent rage, and, dare I say it, chimpout when it encounters a situation that involves things that are beyond its comprehension. Like a mentally deficient and sociopathic child with the strength of a gorilla, the nigger can become extremely violent with or without provocation. This is the REAL reason most of us behave in a politically correct manner around niggers. We are afraid that they may physically harm us, and we are also afraid that our legal system will protect the nigger, which is a very real concern. In many cities, the legal system is a joke, and criminal niggers treat it like a revolving door, sometimes spending less than 12 hours in jail after brutally assaulting, battering, and maybe raping a human, even when caught red pawed. And we all know that all a nigger has to do to get out of trouble is accuse us of calling it a nigger, regardless of whether or not we actually said the word.

    And so, I propose a possible solution. We should invent a multitude of devices that introduce handicaps for EVERYONE, including niggers, to make things fair. I will now include a list of devices that I think will make things more politically correct and equal. Each item listed will be mandatory for all participants. Headphones that emit a loud, shrieking, and random noise every 30 seconds. A 50 pound ball and chain attached to everyone's neck. Small sandbags that are half filled with water, half with sand, attached to arms and legs. Eyeglasses that are intentionally the wrong prescription. Cotton stuffed up both nostrils to make it difficult to breathe. Pierced tongues with piercings that generate pain whenever anyone tries to speak Proper English. Shock collars that trigger every 90 seconds. Shoes filled with crushed glass. And something like a chastity belt with a device that sprays capsaicin on your testicles or vagina every 15 minutes. The only time the automated features will be deactivated is during authorized sleeping hours; all of the devices will remain on the body at all times.

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    With these devices, everyone will be equal, and nobody will be capable of accomplishing anything of value. Everyone will essentially be the same as your typical nigger. It will be a liberal's dream, and equality will have been achieved. Nobody will be left out.

    Seriously though, it would make far more sense to just use those devices on niggers. I bet the crime rate would plummet to almost nonexistent levels overnight, and using those devices as a punishment for human criminals versus sending them to jail or prison should effectively discourage criminal activity.

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    Sad thing is America has plenty of ways to punish criminals, the revolving door of justice keeps slinging those niggers out to repeat their crimes.


    N.A.A.C.P.
    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    Sad thing is America has plenty of ways to punish criminals, the revolving door of justice keeps slinging those niggers out to repeat their crimes.
    ESPECIALLY in NYC!!

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    Niggers? No peace !
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    It would be far less expensive to ship the whole nigger beast species to Africa or anywhere else who would have those animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    It would be far less expensive to ship the whole nigger beast species to Africa or anywhere else who would have those animals.
    Send the apes to Antarctica and let them FREEZE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    Send the apes to Antarctica and let them FREEZE!!
    Taking their clothes from them and soaking them down good before you drop them off would t be a bad idea either.

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