I ordered a bunch of stuff from amazon. A few days later, it is marked 'delivered'. So, naturally, I wonder who has it. I go and check the post office and as expected, it's full of monkeys and one white man.
Inside all I hear is *thumb* *thumb* *thumb* krap noise.
When I got to the counter, the boon ooked: wha chu need?
I gave them the tracking number straight off the amazon app. The boon oooks: let me chek dat for you. MMMmmmmmm...let me see. It drags its knuckles to the back and yells: yo, jovonne! (or something that sounds like that). It came dragging it's knuckles back and oooks: weeze chek'n on dat. Later it tells me to go home and wait.
Well, I'll see.
This has happened in the past a few times. The pretend it was delivered and it was not. Would a nigger lie?