I was headed to a doctor's office in a bit of a niggerfied town, and there it was, waddling along on the sidewalk. At first I thought it was a buck six feet tall and four feet wide, with big, nappy nigger hair all down its shoulders and back. Then when I passed it and looked to see if it was as frightening from the front, I realized, VURT DA FURK, IT'S A SHE-NIG!

The last two mornings, before sunrise at roughly the same time, I saw the same short buck walking along near my neighborhood. I couldn't see very well in the dark, but it's unmistakable when you see a pair of glow in the dark Nike clown shoes and two shitskin legs. The only question is what crimes it's up to, skulking around. It might be checking for unlocked cars.