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    The Trayvon Martini

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    Help control the criminal population. Please spay or neuter your nigger

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    That's some funny shit there, Dave!

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    That is a thing of beauty!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    I don't even drink but I'd like to toast with that!
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?

    Yea but it has fentanyl in it... better left for the niggers to drink ☻


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    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    Yea but it has fentanyl in it... better left for the niggers to drink ☻
    Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?

    I believe they have a few.

    The Widowmaker:
    2 ounces gin
    1/4 ounce dry vermouth
    1/4 ounce absinthe
    1 Mouthy Dindu
    1 Drop cheap green food coloring from a fake $20


    Pour the ingredients into a large black Ziploc bag. Shake well. Strain into a chilled morgue refrigerator. Serve and enjoy!

    Mudslide:
    Ice
    1 to 1 1/2 ounces vodka
    1 ounce coffee liqueur
    1 ounce Irish cream liqueur

    Pour the ingredients onto pavement and crush for 8 minutes, 46 seconds. Scoop all ingredients back into container, serve cold.

    Obituary:
    2 ounces gin
    1/4 ounce dry vermouth
    1/4 ounce absinthe
    Fentanyl 11 ng/mL
    Norfentanyl 5.6 ng/mL
    4-ANPP 0.65 ng/mL
    Methamphetamine 19 ng/mL
    THC: 11-Hydroxy Delta-9 THC 1.2 ng/mL; Delta-9 Carboxy THC 42 ng/mL; Delta-9 THC 2.9 ng/mL
    Cotinine & Caffeine to taste

    In a black oversized hypertensive mixing glass filled with cracked ice, pour all ingredients. Stir well. Wait for mixture to assume room temperature and serve in a gold foil covered rectangular box. Followup with multiple Molotov Cocktails.
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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