Mudshark/mother of mutant sproglet Katie Price falls 25 feet at cameljockey theme park

[Whitey Ford]

Gravity be raycissss!
'I'm lucky I'm not dead': Katie Price reveals that she 'could have been paralysed' after plummeting 25ft and has returned to The Priory because her 'mental health' is 'badly affected'

Katie Price has revealed that doctors told her she is 'lucky' to be alive and said she 'could have been paralysed' after breaking her ankles and feet in a horror accident.

The former glamour model, 42, said it felt like 'non-stop electric shocks' when she plummeted 25ft off a wall at a theme park in Turkey and landed on her feet.

Katie explained how her feet are 'destroyed' following the incident where she has returned to The Priory and will have to learn to 'walk again'.

Goatfuckers actually have theme parks? LOL

Katie underwent an eight-hour operation to rebuild her feet after she was 'mucking about' following a few drinks and jumped off what she thought was a 'small wall' at the Land of Legends theme park.

The model revealed how she has returned to The Priory because her 'mental health' has been 'badly affected' by her injuries.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...cky-alive.html

Normally I would advise anyone that would get injured at a 'theme park' to sue the theme park. But, we all should sue the theme park for letting Katie escape without batwings! LOL

[Groid_Rage]

There is something android about her looks.

[IseDaDiva]

There is something android about her looks.

Maybe it's the plastic surgery? The hugely botoxed duck lips? The giant fake eyelashes? The nasty fake talons? The hair extensions? This stupid burner got piss drunk and jumped off a wall? Too bad she didn't take her monstrous defective sprog with her.

[Groid_Rage]

I guess

[Coon Club Road]

Bettin' big money they have camel rides!

[haywood]

Bettin' big money they have camel rides!

In that goat ducking country "camel-ride" is a DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!

[animal mother]

I wonder if this really happened at the park or if her mongo mutant sprog Harvey pounded the shit out of her?

[tweakstick]

Bettin' big money they have camel rides!

I know someone does. She still has the camel toe to prove it. Stank ho looks rode hard and put away wet:

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Maybe it's the plastic surgery? The hugely botoxed duck lips? The giant fake eyelashes? The nasty fake talons? The hair extensions? This stupid burner got piss drunk and jumped off a wall? Too bad she didn't take her monstrous defective sprog with her.

yes, when they do all this shit, they become such disgusting and disfigured looking beasts. Why does anyone think blowing their lips up makes them look good? Are they trying to mimic the boot lipped nigger? I don’t get it.

[Coon Club Road]

...Why does anyone think blowing their lips up makes them look good? Are they trying to mimic the boot lipped nigger? I don’t get it.

Good question!

When women do that to their lips it makes me gag. Horrible thing to do thinking it enhances looks!

And yea... why would you want to look like a boot lip?

[CoonsЯus]

fucking worthless, pig ugly useless bitch. Fuck her ! I wish it a life time of agony.

[Frank]

fucking worthless, pig ugly useless bitch. Fuck her ! I wish it a life time of agony.

I've never heard of the bitch until now.

[Coon Club Road]

I've never heard of the bitch until now.

You didn't miss a damn thing Frank!

[Odin's balls]

Another way to put it is the rancid old skank went to Turkey to get some more bath sealant pumped into her face, some new veneers and to have her bunions removed. Hence the plaster casts for effect / sympathy.

She is in the Priory, because she is a cokehead alcoholic.

If you check the Oxford English dictionary for the phrase 'Media whore' there is just a picture of Katie Price.