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    Wharl Mahtz trash snigglet

    It's been a while since I posted here. I've been trying to avoid niggers like the plague and since I don't usually make it outside my quiet sundown community and venture into the shitty, I don't often have much to report.

    Last night, I had the unfortunate need to go to Walliworld. I don't like it, but sometimes there is just no other option. It seems we have two hurricanes bearing down on us and time is getting shorter so I don't have the luxury of driving 20 miles out of my way for a few items that I need.

    I got out of the truck and stood there for a second to take a few puffs off of my cigar since I don't do it in the car out of respect for the family. I know, nasty habit but I was putting off going into the store because it is, after all, Wal Mart and the niggers are always there. I usually have some type of encoonter with them before I can get to the front door. This is normally a nigger bum wanting something so I am mentally preparing myself for how to deal with them (thus the cigar) when I look up and guess what... It's an SUV with a groid fambly two cars down from me on the opposite row.

    As I'm standing there leaned against the truck, The driver's side rear window drops and I see a snigglet paw appear with Popeye's chiggun trash (of course) which it immediately dumps on the parking lot. The front bumper of the SUV was literally touching a trash can (niggers can't drive, after all) and the snigglet was a whole six feet away from it. I stood there with my bug eyes and my jaw dropped as the window rolled up. Five seconds later, the paw reappeared this time through the now opened door, with another load of trash.

    I simply could not stop myself. I mean I actually tried but couldn't. I normally try to avoid any contact with niggers unless absolutely necessary because even the snigglets will shoot you down here but this was like holding back a bran muffin and coffee shit when your ass has already sat down and you're already crowning. As soon as the little nigger set one foot on the ground I looked at it and said, loud, clear and stern, "PICK THAT UP!" and pointed to the trash and then to the trash can. You could have heard me all the way at the front door. What can I say, it's a trait I picked up in the Navy from dealing with idiots and when I mean to be heard, you will hear me. It looked up at me with that buckwheat stare and actually dropped the other load of trash back into the seat, jumped out of the door, picked up the trash and threw it back in the seat as well. I don't know why it didn't use the trash can - force of habit I suppose but it was off the parking lot.

    I stood there realizing what I had just done and got a lump in my throat to replace the pounding blood vessels in my forehead. This kid wasn't alone in the vehicle and now things started to run though my mind. I could make out the snigglet in the back seat but ooking to the front seats with some type of verbal exchange that I knew was about what just happened. I casually reached in thru the window and aimed the dash cam toward then so as not to be noticed and extinguished my cigar and stashed it for later when all the doors on the SUV opened up and all three got out. Snigglet first, still staring at me with that scared look on it's face from getting caught, followed by the 275 pound mammy driver and then... Oh shit... The passenger door opened and I just knew I was about to be the victim of a Cat 5. The buck crawled out of the passenger side and it was about 6 foot tall and a hundred pounds over my weight class. I just stood there, with my mind racing about what might be coming and mentally preparing myself for the worst.

    What happened next is simply inexplicable. Nothing. Not a damn thing happened. The silverback and it's sow never even made eye contact with me or even glanced in my direction. They turned their backs on me and walked into the store.

    I honestly don't know why that happened. I went in, got what I came for, came out to an unharmed truck and left.

    I can't for the life of me understand why I didn't have a coonfrontation at best or get my ass beat at the worst.
    Last edited by tweakstick; 08-23-2020 at 08:21 AM. Reason: tired spelling due to insomnia
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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