A few days ago I had two niggers come into my store (yes, unfortunately I have to sell to niggers) and as they were leaving I said my standard line of "thanks guys" and one of the niggers turns and walks all the way back to where I was near the cash register and says in a real pissed off tone "don't call me Guy, I'm a Prophet, a black Prophet"!
I guess I'm privileged because I met a Prophet but I'll just refer to him as "Nigger" to keep things simple.