Chimpelle Obongo: menopause is like a hot furnace up my vajayjay

[Whitey Ford]

'We’re living like it’s not happening': Michelle Obama opens up about menopause

Michelle Obama made a point of breaking taboos about women’s health in the latest episode of her new podcast, talking about going through menopause in the workplace, weight, ageing and image.

In a conversation with Samantha Malone, a longtime friend and Washington DC-based obstetrician and gynecologist, the former first lady shared a story about having a hot flash while on Marine One, the presidential helicopter, before an event with then-president Barack Obama.

“It was like somebody put a furnace in my core and turned it on high,” she remembered. “And then everything started melting. And I thought, ‘Well this is crazy, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t do this.’

Obama said: “Women of a certain age, we lose our value in society, unlike men, who gain value the older they get. And those images are propagated on television, where you see the frumpy, funny old guy with the young, vivacious … or even if she’s our age, she’s perfect.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...potify-podcast

[tweakstick]

Talking about going through menopause in the workplace? WTF? Not only can transfaggots not have menopause, Big Mike has never worked a damn day in his fucked up life!

This is an insult to all real women who have actually given birth, made a home, made life worth living for their families and actually suffer the rigors of aging as nature's thank you.

Any hot flash this faggot has ever had likely comes from the previously dormant untreated syphilis left lurking just below the surface burning in the butt:

Left untreated, tertiary syphilis will eventually drive the victim completely mad. I fully expect to one day hear from the Obama camp a string of false explanations of the the gradual symptoms of some type(s) of STD from dey flamin' buttholes!

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

"He's got a burning, he's got a fire, he's got a flame coming out of his butthole!"

That's some funny shit right there. I love how he worked Obammy into that "butthole" rant...

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

As for Big Mike, I don't know what to believe. We all know that more often than not, the sheboons are far more masculine than the bucks. OBarry is about as effete as they come, so naturally, when compared to a massive scowling sowsquatch like B.M., he's going to look even more effeminate. I've seen all the videos, and it does appear that Mikey has a big nasty johnson, but who knows. Whether it's a tranny or not, it's truly hideous.

[haywood]

As for Big Mike, I don't know what to believe. We all know that more often than not, the sheboons are far more masculine than the bucks. OBarry is about as effete as they come, so naturally, when compared to a massive scowling sowsquatch like B.M., he's going to look even more effeminate. I've seen all the videos, and it does appear that Mikey has a big nasty johnson, but who knows. Whether it's a tranny or not, it's truly hideous.

My sentiments, EXACTLY!!

[tweakstick]

As for Big Mike, I don't know what to believe.

You can chalk a lot of stuff up to lighting, hearsay, lies, or any number of circumstances. What no one can fabricate is lie detectors and testimonies under oath. Also, everyone wants to focus on Obama's fraudulent birf 'stifficutt. No one has even mentioned the obvious. NOT ONE MEMBER of the "Obama" fambly has one. Not a single one! The only BC ever seen that wasn't a fraud (I'm like you - don't get me started) is the one for a Michael Lavaughn Robinson. Dey chirrenz don't have one, Obongo doesn't have one, "Michelle" doesn't have one.

Public records aren't really so public, are they? Especially when they don't exist.

[IseDaDiva]

Men don't go through menopause. It seems the video proving without doubt that Moochelle is a man has disappered, but Joan Rivers announced in public that Moochelle is a tranny. She died shortly after.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Anyone ever seen a photo of a "pregnant" Stanley Ann Dunham, circa 1961?

Me neither.

Still, a week or two after Barry's birf in Hawaii in August 1961, a slim and trim Stanley Ann shows up in Seattle with a newborn niglet...? Many witnesses... University of Washington records...

In 1961, how many 18 y/o girls, with a newborn niglet just days old, were likely to board a plane in Honolulu, leaving her parents behind, and fly 2,500 miles to Seattle to go to school?

Nothing about Obama's back-story ever makes any sense.

[IseDaDiva]

Anyone ever seen a photo of a "pregnant" Stanley Ann Dunham, circa 1961?

Me neither.

Still, a week or two after Barry's birf in Hawaii in August 1961, a slim and trim Stanley Ann shows up in Seattle with a newborn niglet...? Many witnesses... University of Washington records...

In 1961, how many 18 y/o girls, with a newborn niglet just days old, were likely to board a plane in Honolulu, leaving her parents behind, and fly 2,500 miles to Seattle to go to school?

Nothing about Obama's back-story ever makes any sense.

Try to find pics of the sprogs as tiny infants in pics with both parents. I can't see that any exist.

[Coon Club Road]

Mikey O got that big ole tar paper roll taped down at all times!

[tweakstick]

Mikey O got that big ole tar paper roll taped down at all times!

I wouldn't say at all times...

[Coon Club Road]

I wouldn't say at all times...

Errrrr.... MOST all times!

The photo in the purple dress shows he has that muh dikk hand action down pat!