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    Good looking baseball pro turns oil driller, fathers sproglet and immediately regrets it

    The 'marriage' lasted six months. Momentary lapse of reason or just one massively huge drinking binge? What the hell was he thinking?
    White Sox pitcher Michael Kopech files for divorce from ‘Riverdale’ actress Vanessa Morgan


    White Sox pitcher Michael Kopech filed for divorce from his wife, “Riverdale” actress Vanessa Morgan, just five months after their “fairy tale” Florida wedding, online court records show.

    Kopech filed on June 19 in Morris County in northeast Texas, where he grew up, according to court information. The case was sealed Monday after a Tribune inquiry. No hearing date is scheduled.

    Morgan, who is identified as Vanessa Morgan Mziray in the divorce citation, announced Friday she is due to give birth to a son in January. She did not mention Kopech, 24, in her announcement, and he appeared to be absent from the photos and video of her gender reveal celebration she posted on Instagram. A rep for Morgan said Kopech is the father but declined to comment further. Attempts to reach Kopech were unsuccessful.
    A shit hot pitcher with a golden arm who's career went to shit after drillin' oil.

    Kopech made one start this spring, with six of his 11 pitches reaching 100 mph. He figured to play a role in the starting rotation before opting out of the coronavirus-shortened season and is considered one of the team’s future stars.
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    Wonder if the future sprog is really his? I’d get a paternity test to be sure. Maybe the sow was rutting with another buck and he caught it in the act. Oil drilling never ends well, look at Robert De’negro track record with his two sows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal mother View Post
    Wonder if the future sprog is really his? I’d get a paternity test to be sure. Maybe the sow was rutting with another buck and he caught it in the act. Oil drilling never ends well, look at Robert De’negro track record with his two sows.
    That would be a relief. He still drilled oil and doesn't deserve to be with a human woman ever again, but hopefully he didn't reproduce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal mother View Post
    Wonder if the future sprog is really his? I’d get a paternity test to be sure. Maybe the sow was rutting with another buck and he caught it in the act. Oil drilling never ends well, look at Robert De’negro track record with his two sows.
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    gender reveal celebration
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    Make that Niggerdale actress.

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    Maybe he woke up and changed his mind about having a mudshark mother-in-law, a nigger buck father-in-law, a sow wife, and a bunch of the nigger's fambly at his house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isedadiva View Post
    maybe he woke up and changed his mind about having a mudshark mother-in-law, a nigger buck father-in-law, a sow wife, and a bunch of the nigger's fambly at his house.

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