I was reading a news article about how the post office is slowing down to save money. This plan comes from the new Grand Poohba himself, the Postmaster General.

Then I realized Post Master LOL is another name we'll soon see extinct. How racist is that to have a bunch of shines sorting and delivering mail having to call you Mr. Postmaster!

Getting back to the article, seems as if the new practice calls for letter carriers to take out as much mail as they want to deliver, but what they don't feel like delivering, they can leave behind.

The mail monkeys are gonna love their new Massa!