A dude I know was driving home on the interstate during a blizzard one night. He was driving an 80's Chevy van so he was clicking right along at about 20 mph.
He spotted someone walking along the shoulder wearing a parka and carrying a gas can. He figured this guy is really having a bad night, blizzard, out of gas, walking, so he stopped and picked him up.
Guy hops in and the first thing the dude notices that he just picked up a Nigger!
The dude is always armed so he wasn't too concerned about his safety. He planned on dropping the Nigger off very next exit.
Then he noticed the gas can didn't have a cap. He asked the Nigger how he was going to keep from spilling gas with no cap.
The Nigger replied that he didn't need any gas but the only way he could get a ride was by carrying an empty gas can around!
Fucking scamming Nigger. The dude immediately hit the shoulder again and ordered the Nigger out of his van. The Nigger refused to get out but suddenly changed his mind and bailed out with the help from the dudes friend.
If there is a way to deceive someone, you can bet your ass a Nigger will do it.