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    The algorithms don't lie! Try it before Google changes it.
    Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for

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    Answer is still "5" cause he'd pop a cap in yo' ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate View Post
    A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger asks "whatchou be doin"?


    The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
    Here, I'll show you.”


    So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated, says "do it agains".


    The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me"?


    The Chinese guy says "SURE, this is a magic pond. Anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.


    So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water, and then listens to the air around him.

    And it hears "chim pan zee'.
    On a more serious note? Never let an Asian touch you; we Americans think it's for good luck, in Asia it means they're giving you their demons. Don't accept their demons

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    ^^
    Not sure where you heard that one, but I've never heard it and I've worked with plenty of them. To my knowledge, I have no demons. I could go down the street to the local Catholic church and drink some holy water though, if you think I need to make sure.
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.
    That really is orangutan jizm simpson.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Gun

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    A guy at work said to me " there's so many fucking Afghans coming now, Dodge are starting to sell camels ! "

    made me laugh
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by YT Rules View Post
    Why did the nigger cross the road?

    Its muh-dikk was stuck in the chicken!

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    Q. What's black and screams?

    A. Harvey Price answering the iron.

    Proudly deplorable

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    Did you hear that David Copperfield got AIDS?
    Yeah, he was messing with Magic.
    Nigger: "Yo, dawg, lemee up in yo crib." Me: Stares in 12 gauge.

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    Duh las' names

    A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number
    of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of
    children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman
    behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of
    children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your
    children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very
    unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked
    the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

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    Worst case of suicide he'd ever seen

    What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 37 times?
    Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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