Nigger Jokes

[NigShitPigShit]

The algorithms don't lie! Try it before Google changes it.

Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for

[Trailltrader]

Answer is still "5" cause he'd pop a cap in yo' ass

[Trailltrader]

A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger asks "whatchou be doin"?


The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
Here, I'll show you.”


So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated, says "do it agains".


The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me"?


The Chinese guy says "SURE, this is a magic pond. Anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.


So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water, and then listens to the air around him.

And it hears "chim pan zee'.

On a more serious note? Never let an Asian touch you; we Americans think it's for good luck, in Asia it means they're giving you their demons. Don't accept their demons

[tweakstick]

^^
Not sure where you heard that one, but I've never heard it and I've worked with plenty of them. To my knowledge, I have no demons. I could go down the street to the local Catholic church and drink some holy water though, if you think I need to make sure.

[jenkemfactory]

[Mr. Sandman]

It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.

[jenkemfactory]

It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.

That really is orangutan jizm simpson.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Gun

[CoonsЯus]

A guy at work said to me " there's so many fucking Afghans coming now, Dodge are starting to sell camels ! "

made me laugh

[LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.]

Why did the nigger cross the road?

Its muh-dikk was stuck in the chicken!

[Odin's balls]

Q. What's black and screams?

A. Harvey Price answering the iron.

[Coon Town]

Did you hear that David Copperfield got AIDS?
Yeah, he was messing with Magic.

[MegaBeef]

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number
of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of
children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman
behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of
children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your
children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very
unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked
the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[MegaBeef]

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 37 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.