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    Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
    Because he's black.

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    What is black and has ten legs and goes Ho-De-Doe, Ho-De-Doe?
    A group of fat black women running for the elevator.


    What did they call the first nigger test tube baby?
    Janitor in a Drum.

    How can you tell when a nigger as been on your computer?
    It's not there.

    What repulsive thing can you find in a nigger's clothes?
    The nigger.

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    Branch Manager

    Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
    Every time they hear Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister.

    What do you call a black test tube baby?
    Janitor in a drum.

    What do you call a black man in Thailand?
    A tycoon.

    What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
    A Branch manager.

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    Q: Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
    A: The car holds 6.

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    Amazingly bad jokes from my Uncle

    How do you babysit a black baby?
    Lick it's lips and stick it to the window.

    How do you stop a nigger kid from jumping on the bed?
    Put Velcro on the ceiling.

    Why are blacks so tall?
    Because they're KNEE-grows.


    (he actually thinks those are funny... corny bstard LOL)

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    The Niggerlover Teacher

    A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn nigger history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little nigger hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

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    Offended

    A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, niggers are fucking assholes!"
    Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!"
    "Why, you aren't a nigger," he says.
    "I know, I'm a fucking asshole!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What’s black and orange and very entertaining to watch?
    A nigger on fire!
    So pretty at night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

    Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

    (I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
    What's the difference between black poosay and a bowling ball?

    You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

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    Q: What do you call a hairy black?
    A: A monkey.

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    Racist Jokes

    I'm so tired of these racist jokes, they're all the same!
    I mean,
    Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.



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    Parfum de nigger

    Hear about the new perfume for Sheboons?
    It's called "Eau de doo dah day."


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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorsAndEngineers View Post
    A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn nigger history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little nigger hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"
    LOL!! GOOD one!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorsAndEngineers View Post
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Q: What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
    A" "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."


    Not much of a joke, is it.
    I dedicate that joke to all NFL fans, nigger loving mudsharks and closet homo Jockstrap-snapping Jock cucks, alike
    You know those losers who are 40 but still pretending they are the star Jock cool guy they thought they were in high school.
    Or those totally gay coaches that end up coaching a team of all niggers. Lucky you LOL
    Or all the Nicole Brown Simpsons in training that date niggers in high school or college, thinking it will make them popular.
    Yes you are popular now, I think you maybe the most popular whore in the whole school

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    Sprog Launcher

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    Ho-Down

    Q: Why Do Niggers Hate Country Music?
    A: Every time they hear Ho-Down the Niggers think someone shot their sister.


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    I gets it now

    A black boy was wondering what it would be like to be white. The little black sprog put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I get it now, I know what it is to be white." "How's that?" axed his Mammy. "Because I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you f*cking niggers!"




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    What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
    Stranded.

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