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    Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for

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    Answer is still "5" cause he'd pop a cap in yo' ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate View Post
    A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger asks "whatchou be doin"?


    The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
    Here, I'll show you.”


    So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated, says "do it agains".


    The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me"?


    The Chinese guy says "SURE, this is a magic pond. Anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.


    So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water, and then listens to the air around him.

    And it hears "chim pan zee'.
    On a more serious note? Never let an Asian touch you; we Americans think it's for good luck, in Asia it means they're giving you their demons. Don't accept their demons

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    Not sure where you heard that one, but I've never heard it and I've worked with plenty of them. To my knowledge, I have no demons. I could go down the street to the local Catholic church and drink some holy water though, if you think I need to make sure.
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.
    That really is orangutan jizm simpson.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Gun

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    A guy at work said to me " there's so many fucking Afghans coming now, Dodge are starting to sell camels ! "

    made me laugh
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by YT Rules View Post
    Why did the nigger cross the road?

    Its muh-dikk was stuck in the chicken!

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    Q. What's black and screams?

    A. Harvey Price answering the iron.

    Proudly deplorable

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    Did you hear that David Copperfield got AIDS?
    Yeah, he was messing with Magic.
    Nigger: "Yo, dawg, lemee up in yo crib." Me: Stares in 12 gauge.

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    Duh las' names

    A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number
    of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of
    children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman
    behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of
    children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your
    children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very
    unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked
    the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

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    Worst case of suicide he'd ever seen

    What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 37 times?
    Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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    two niglet owner sows talking...

    " yo baybee....him be teethin yet? "

    " Yeah...only cell fones, wallets and purses "

    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    One from the 80's

    One from the 80's... first racist joke I learned. Have you heard it? Probably.

    ---------The car door--------

    A Nigger, a Rabbi, and a Mexican were lost in the
    desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down.
    They decided to each take a piece of
    the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Mexican took the
    radiator, the Rabbi took the seat, and the Nigger took the
    car door.

    After a while of walking the Rabbi asked the Mexican "I'm
    confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Mexican
    responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid, Amigo."

    Next the Nigger asked the Rabbi "Why did you bring the
    seat?" The Rabbi said "Oy vey! If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the
    sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."

    Finally the Rabbi asked the Nigger why he had chosen the car
    door. The Nigger quickly responded to this question,
    "Yo. So when it gets hot I cain roll down duh window."

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    Black Flinstones

    What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
    Niggers.

    Why are there no black people on the Flinstones?
    Because they were still apes back then.

    What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
    Niggers.

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    The Parrot

    A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

    "Africa," says the parrot. "They're all over the fucking place."

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    Black Neighbors

    What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
    Neighbor.
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    How are black people and tornadoes similar?
    It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
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    I wouldn't dream of being racist towards my black neighbour....
    I'd actually do it.

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    I've always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a black
    family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were
    constantly being slammed, there was shouting and music was played at
    full blast into the wee hours.
    Despite trying all that, I still couldn't get that damn nigger family to
    move out.

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    Niggers on the road A

    What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
    A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

    What's a crying shame?
    When you find out the bus had 3 empty seats.

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    Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck.
    Reverse-racism is when you back up.

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    What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
    Stranded.

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    Welfare office

    A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
    The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his teenage nympho daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
    The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
    The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."

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