I think we need a nigger joke thread. I'll start

A nigger, muslim, and a white guy at a construction site. They find something shiny in the dirt. When they wipe it off, a genie pops out and offers them each one wish.

Nigger: I want my own country so my brothers and sisters can live in peace.

Muslim: I want my own country so my brothers and sisters can live in peace.

White Guy: Let me get this straight. The niggers are going to live in their own country and the muslims are going to live in their own country?

Genie: That's right!

White guy: Fuck it. I'll take a diet coke.




A few years ago I found out that Al Sharpton was going to speak at a church a few miles from where I live, so I decided to go check him out. After his sermon he approached me, put his hand on my shoulder and said "Brother, through the power of Jesus you will walk today." I thought he had singled me out because I was the only white person there. I told him nothing was wrong with me and I was healthy. Again Al said "Brother, through the power of Jesus you will walk today." When I left the church I discovered my car had been stolen.