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06-03-2023, 10:11 PM
#121
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These might be old, so sorry if they'[ve been already posted.
A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Whoah, hey, where'd you get that thing?". The parrot says "Africa! They got millions of 'em!"
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Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)
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06-09-2023, 10:19 PM
#122
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Originally Posted by
Moe_Gibbs
Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)
It's really, really hard to get too off-color on this site. 
And besides, what you posted is the truth.
If I were told that in order to keep living, I had to drill oil but had my choice, it doesn't matter how "beautiful" or least nigger-dropped a niggeress is. I'd make out my will.
Imagine walking into a room to find the door suddenly locking behind you, and Whoopi Goldberg, Orca Winfrey, Stacy Abrams, Lizzo, and Precious all arguing over who gets you first. I would seriously hope I had something on me to kill myself. They'd probably muh poosie and eat my corpse anyway, but at least I'd be dead.
We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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06-09-2023, 10:48 PM
#123
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Originally Posted by
Sandy
It's really, really hard to get too off-color on this site.
And besides, what you posted is the truth.
If I were told that in order to keep living, I had to drill oil but had my choice, it doesn't matter how "beautiful" or least nigger-dropped a niggeress is. I'd make out my will.
Imagine walking into a room to find the door suddenly locking behind you, and Whoopi Goldberg, Orca Winfrey, Stacy Abrams, Lizzo, and Precious all arguing over who gets you first. I would seriously hope I had something on me to kill myself. They'd probably muh poosie and eat my corpse anyway, but at least I'd be dead.
Death is eminently preferable... You really know how to put up the worst case scenario!...
At the core of Liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of spoiled brats. - PJ O'Rourke
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06-09-2023, 11:23 PM
#124
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Originally Posted by
Kagman
Death is eminently preferable... You really know how to put up the worst case scenario!...
Tru Dat!!
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06-11-2023, 06:53 AM
#125
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Originally Posted by
Moe_Gibbs
Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)
You can only fit three digits in a bowling ball. A nigger can fit the whole league in. They both smell like greasy nacho fries at best, though.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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01-19-2024, 07:44 PM
#126
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Human fairy tale:
Once upon a time, behind seven mountains, there was a king ...
Nigger fairy tale:
You motha fucka you won't believe this shit ...
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01-19-2024, 07:56 PM
#127
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Pupils come back to school after holidays.
Teacher says: "Hello, how have you been, Ann, tell us, please, what have you been doing."
Ann: "I played on the sand."
Teacher: "Great, if you manage to write the word "play" without any error I have a piece of cake here for you."
Teacher: "Jimmy, what have you been doing?"
Jimmy: "I was playing on the sand with Ann."
Teacher: "Nice, if you manage to write the word "sand" without any error I have a piece of cake here for you as well."
Teacher: "Leroy, please tell us what you have been doing."
Leroy: "I wanted to play on the sand with Jimmy and Ann, but they threw few stones at me and called me a nigger."
Teacher: "That was not nice from them, but don't be sad, if you can write "unprecedented racial discrimination" without any error, I have a piece of cake for you as well."
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03-15-2024, 05:11 PM
#128
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A teenaper goes and sees a poster saying:
- Whites (with rubber): $20.00
- Blacks (without rubber): $2.00
He goes home and says "Mom, give me money, I go to the brothel, there is no racism there, there blacks go for only $2.00 without rubber, and whites have to pay $20.00 and use the rubber."
Mom: "You stupid one, that's not a brothel, that's a bungee-jumping."
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03-16-2024, 05:13 PM
#129
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At an ancient British mansion:
Servant: "My Lord, the news are a black man has been elected president in the USA."
Lord: "Well, I guess his master is going to be happy about it."
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03-19-2024, 07:01 AM
#130
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What you get when you crossbreed a nigger with an octopus?
Whatever it could be, it should be pretty efficient in cotton picking.
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03-20-2024, 01:58 PM
#131
Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
ShitSkinScientist
What you get when you crossbreed a nigger with an octopus?
Whatever it could be, it should be pretty efficient in cotton picking.
It's got NIGGER dna. I don't think so!!
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