These might be old, so sorry if they'[ve been already posted.

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Whoah, hey, where'd you get that thing?". The parrot says "Africa! They got millions of 'em!"

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Q. What's the difference between nigger p***y and a bowling ball.
A. You could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
(Sorry if this one is too off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it when I heard it.)