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    Two ugly niglet "toddlers" go on shoplifting spree, are likely dayed!

    A pair of Tulsa niglet "toddlers" -- 2 and 3 y/o -- escaped their welfare sow "aunt" and went off on a shoplifting spree. They knuckled all over town stealing and Muh Dikking! no doubt, and the PoPo now believe the niglets to be good .

    “There’s only two things that can happen here," Tulsa Police Chief Wendell Franklin told reporters Sunday. "These niglets are either on someone’s couch passed out drunk and the niggers that they’re with don’t know that these niglets are feral, or these niglets are good."
    The niglets' mammy, Donisha Willis, is a suspect in their disappearance.

    ...[D]ive teams searched nearby bodies of water. Franklin said the niglets are fascinated with sewage and have been seen at cesspools and sewer retention areas in the past.
    I think this one is going to have a happy ending, folks!

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-...hildren-police

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    ^^ Now there's a news article that makes sense. We need more honestly like this in the media.

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    @ Diva...

    It's Oklahoma.

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    Niggers and Hammerstien

    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    @ Diva... It's Oklahoma.
    ♫ Oklahoma where the nigs go sweeping down the drain
    Where the jenk-um peat can sure smell sweet
    When the wind comes right behind the rain ♫




    Oklahoma rescue teams recover one body of the two baby rockfish missing in Tulsa:


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    @ Tweak...


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    If they are brave, check the local dumpster, I smell something nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    ♫ Oklahoma where the nigs go sweeping down the drain
    Where the jenk-um peat can sure smell sweet
    When the wind comes right behind the rain ♫
    Wow. I'm not even American but that ballad just touches my heart.


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    Sonar used to search Oklahoma pond for 2 missing children
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/sonar-use...204718686.html


    What a waste of resources looking for rock fish.

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    Something just occurred to me when I reread the story:

    The Oklahoma Highway Patrol and Tulsa firefighters joined Tulsa police in searching a pond near an east Tulsa apartment complex for 3-year-old Miracle Crook and 2-year-old Tony Crook.
    The mammy probably did us a favor by taking these future criminals off the streets. Their last names were already Crook. The female was even named Miracle Crook.

    Should they give the mammy the future crimestopper reward?

    The last time I watched rescue crews get a nigger body out of the water, they just used big ass treble hooks on ropes and fished it out from the bank of the intercoastal waterway where it had decided to take it's Nissan for a 70 mile per hour swim a few days earlier. Forget renting a bunch of high tech sonar and just make the mammy dredge the bottom of the pond with the hook until it finds them. How will niggers ever learn unless you make them clean up their own mess? Don't worry about the hooks and open caskets at this point, those snigglets are WAY past that option now. Five days of waterlogging won't make much of a pleasant sight or smell for anyone. Just hook'em and cook'em. Make mammy light the crematorium.

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    Epilogue:

    Yup -- those niglets are dayed! Numerous news sources out there are reporting that the niglets knuckled into a local creek, and within 1.4 seconds, were rockfish.

    Score two for Humankind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    Epilogue:

    Yup -- those niglets are dayed! Numerous news sources out there are reporting that the niglets knuckled into a local creek, and within 1.4 seconds, were rockfish.

    Score two for Humankind!
    I love a happy ending!

    Now, tell me that the Auntboon is going to NU for sprog niglect.
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    You could put a blonde wig on a mousetrap and a nigger will fuck it.
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