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    Nigger Jokes (some may be old, but are classics)

    What do you call a white surrounded by 5 niggers?
    In trouble

    What do you call a white surrounded by 1000 niggers?
    Prison Warden

    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    What do you call 5 dead niggers?
    A good start

    Why do niggers celebrate the 1st day of every month?
    Welfare check day

    Why do niggers cry during sex?
    The Mace.

    What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
    Your bike

    What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
    "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

    How do you scare a nigger on Halloween?
    Come dressed as a job

    How was break dancing invented?
    Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars

    What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
    "Oh fuck,I set WHO free?

    What do you call a nigger driving a Cadillac?
    Chauffeur

    Why are niggers like sperm?
    Only one in a million actually work

    What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
    A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

    What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
    Batman can go out at night without Robin

    Why did the nigger cross the road?
    To rob the 7-11

    What do you call a rich nigger?
    Nigger

    How do you stop a nigger from going out?
    Pour more gas on him

    What do you do if you run over a nigger?
    Reverse.

    Why do white folks shop at a nigger's yard sale?
    To get their stuff back

    Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
    You put it on the front of your car

    Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
    They heard there were no jobs there

    What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
    A bus full of niggers going over a cliff

    What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
    Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

    What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
    They both look good hanging from a tree

    What's black, orange, and very pretty?
    A nigger on fire

    What do you call a white man driving a black man?
    Police officer

    How do you starve a nigger?
    Hide his welfare check under his work boots

    How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
    Throw in a welfare check

    How do you get them out?
    Throw in a job application.

    How does a black woman fight crime?
    She has an abortion

    Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
    They don't like any jobs.

    Why don't niggers play hide and seek?
    Because no one will look for them.

    What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
    You have a better chance of finding the holy grail

    What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?
    Afro-turf.

    Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
    KFC isn't open on holidays.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
    One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

    What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
    Gorillas In The Mist.

    What do you throw a drowning nigger?
    The rest of his family.

    Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
    He promised them jobs.

    How is a nigger like a broken gun?
    It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

    What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
    A Mississippi wind chime.

    What do you do, during a blackout
    Light a nigger on fire, for some light

    What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?
    You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?

    What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
    Homeless.

    How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
    Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

    What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
    Gifted.

    What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
    A lepra-coon.

    What's the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school?
    How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.

    How do you save a nigger from drowning?
    Why would you?

    How do you explain math to a nigger?
    If you had 10 bags of crack and I bought 3, how many bags of crack will you have?

    What do you call a nigger wearing a suit?
    Defendant

    What does a nigger call 'fine dining'?
    KFC and malt liquor
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    You may be a nigger if:

    You spent more time in jail, than you did in school

    You think a 'grill' is something you put on your teeth

    The gold around your neck weighs more than you do

    You have kids, just for the welfare checks

    You don't have money to pay for your child support, but have enough money for drugs

    The most valuable thing you own is a crack pipe

    You call graffiti 'urban art'

    You can't afford to pay your bills, but can afford a $300 pair of sneakers

    You consider any gangsta-rap artists 'heroes'

    You consider 'public transportation' to be the back seat of a squad car

    You refer to the jail cell as 'your second home'

    You've been on Maury Povich more than once, and still can't find the daddy

    You have money for drugs and 'bling', but not for child support

    You know every officer in your Prescient on a first name basis

    You consider KFC and watermelon to be 'fine dining'

    You're too poor to pay rent but you wear $300 basketball shoe

    You consider 'Jerry Springer' to be quality television

    You have your own TV Network, your own radio station, your own College, your own entire month of 'Black History', and you get Affirmative Action privileges, yet still complain about 'equality'

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