Golf courses are shutting down over coronavirus, and I've been very sick again anyway. So I thought that if I can't enjoy sunshine and green grass, at least I can enjoy the links vicariously from TV. Right?

Five minutes in on Saturday's rebroadcast, I am not kidding, one announcer said there's "love and adoration" for that muh dikk mulatto. Then he said "people" want Tiger there. My symptoms don't include nausea, but I felt like vomiting right there.