After a wonderful weekend celebrating a friend's birthday in Denmark, I am now awaiting takeoff from CPH airport.

To my horror, I have two rows of the smelliest rape apes sat behind me.

I can smell the nigger breff from here and don't think reading Runciman's history of the crusades is going to get me through this.

If you hear of a mid air incident where some white bloke has opened the door over the north sea, that would be me.