Decrepit mudshark Madonna falls on stage and needs cane to hobble offstage

[Whitey Ford]

I can't find any footage of this glorious event, but I'm sure that it will materialize in a day or two.
Madonna burst into tears and struggled to walk after falling off chair during Madame X gig in Paris


Madonna no longer fears the Golden Years because she knows that most elderly care homes are staffed by low IQ niggers and muh dik is available upon request.

MADONNA burst into tears and struggled to stand after falling off a chair during her Madame X gig in Paris.

The Queen of Pop, 61, had to be helped up by one of her dancers after the accident at Le Grand Rex on Thursday night.

Madonna has been struggling with hip and knee injuries for several months and has needed to use a cane to help her walk.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...f-chair-paris/

[Whitey Ford]

UPDATE: authorities have confirmed Madonna is now hooked up in the hospital to an IV drip to accelerate her recovery.