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View Poll Results: What happened to li'l Dimbiri?

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  • His nigger buck daddy made ghetto lobster

    0 0%
  • His mammy made ghetto lobster

    0 0%
  • Wandered outside and batwinged due to cold temperatures- nigglect.

    1 16.67%
  • Who gives a shit, one less nigger in the world.

    6 100.00%
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  1. #1

    Missing KC niglet is probably ghetto lobster. Or a niggercicle.

    https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news...xgfWWQQWkZf39E

    Good riddance. Little shitlet is already batwinged.

    Waste of resources.

    Photo by: Kansas City Police Department
    KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Police in the Northland are searching for a missing child.


    According to Kansas City, Missouri, police, 6-year-old David Dimbiri believed to have left his house unaccompanied around 9:30 p.m. in the 5100 block of Northeast 63rd Terrace.

    Police said Dimbiri is a 3-foot-tall black male, who weighs about 50 pounds with black hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a blue heavy coat and dark blue sweatpants.

    The extreme cold weather conditions have ramped up search efforts.

    KCPD is using a specially trained search dog and specialized drone to aid in the search.
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Stoopnig View Post
    You could put a blonde wig on a mousetrap and a nigger will fuck it.
    Avoid the Groid.

  2. #2
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    So...
    This kid wasn't in bed at 9:30 on a school night.

    The parents knew it.

    The temps are in the mid teens expected to drop to the negative mid teens by morning.

    We're supposed to believe that a 6 year old wandered outside in this weather and didn't immediately come screaming back inside from the brutal pain that goes along with not having mammy first dress you up like Ralphie on A Christmas story.

    I'm calling bullshit right now on this one.

    The cops would have tracked it through the snow without even needing the dogs by now.

    One way or another, this snigglet is a goner. No way it could survive in pj's for more than an hour tops.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    So...
    This kid wasn't in bed at 9:30 on a school night.

    The parents knew it.

    The temps are in the mid teens expected to drop to the negative mid teens by morning.

    We're supposed to believe that a 6 year old wandered outside in this weather and didn't immediately come screaming back inside from the brutal pain that goes along with not having mammy first dress you up like Ralphie on A Christmas story.

    I'm calling bullshit right now on this one.

    The cops would have tracked it through the snow without even needing the dogs by now.

    One way or another, this snigglet is a goner. No way it could survive in pj's for more than an hour tops.
    That's why I think one of its niggerkeepers made some ghetto lobster.

    Waste of resources to be looking outside for the little niglet.
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Stoopnig View Post
    You could put a blonde wig on a mousetrap and a nigger will fuck it.
    Avoid the Groid.

  4. #4
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    Well, shit....

    Quote Originally Posted by nextdoorniggers View Post
    That's why I think one of its niggerkeepers made some ghetto lobster.

    Waste of resources to be looking outside for the little niglet.
    How, exactly, does a 50 pound butt nugget hide inside the house, in a box-o-turds spring, without the cops finding it for over five hours?

    I smell a lookeemeez:

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. — UPDATE 2:50 a.m. | Police said the child was found safe inside the home. He was found inside a box spring, despite being seen leaving the home on a doorbell camera.


    Oh well... I'm sure it will be made good eventually.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    How, exactly, does a 50 pound butt nugget hide inside the house, in a box-o-turds spring, without the cops finding it for over five hours?

    I smell a lookeemeez:

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. — UPDATE 2:50 a.m. | Police said the child was found safe inside the home. He was found inside a box spring, despite being seen leaving the home on a doorbell camera.


    Oh well... I'm sure it will be made good eventually.
    What DAFUQ??

    "Inside a box spring?"

    How the fuck...fucking NIGGERS.

    I hope it's made good before it reproduces...
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Stoopnig View Post
    You could put a blonde wig on a mousetrap and a nigger will fuck it.
    Avoid the Groid.

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