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    Needlefish jumps out of the water and stabs Muhammad in the neck

    Fish jumped out of water and stabbed boy through the neck




    A fish has stabbed a teenager straight through the neck after jumping out of the water. Muhammad Idul, 16, was fishing in southern Indonesia when a needlefish leaped out and impaled its long, sharp jaws into his neck. Local media report he was knocked off the boat and managed to swim to the surface, still with the fish’s mouth embdedded inside him. He was then taken to a nearby hospital in the city of Baubau but the staff there did not want to remove the fish from his neck because the operation needed specialist equipment. The teenager was transferred to another hospital in the city of Makassar where doctors performed a delicate one-hour operation to remove the fish from his neck. Images show the fish’s head after it was pulled from his body, as well as when it was still poking out from his skin.

    https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/22/fish-...neck-12103054/
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    Even fish hate sand niggers.

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    Is the fish OK?

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    Looks like the fish was sacrificed to save the asslifter's life. It was probably already dead right out of the water anyway.

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    I'm sorry this noble fish's sacrifice was in vain.

    R.I.P. brave Needlefish.

    I bet the "doctors" were fighting over who gets to take it home for dinner.

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    Needlefish jumps out of the water and stabs Muhammad in the neck

    Quote Originally Posted by Bottle_of_Hate View Post
    Even fish hate sand niggers.
    Pacu fish hate niggers. They have kind of a pro-active approach to fighting nigger crime: they chew the balls off of bathing niggers so they can't spawn future felons.
    Bad news lads, there’s a testicle-eating fish ‘on its way to the UK’

    ‘There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off. ‘They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.’
    https://metro.co.uk/2016/02/18/bad-n...he-uk-5704881/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Pacu fish hate niggers. They have kind of a pro-active approach to fighting nigger crime: they chew the balls off of bathing niggers so they can't spawn future felons.
    Bad news lads, there’s a testicle-eating fish ‘on its way to the UK’



    https://metro.co.uk/2016/02/18/bad-n...he-uk-5704881/
    I used to keep those "silver dollars" when I was a boy.
    Who would have thought.

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