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    Another Nigger Made Good in Nigger First Class

    The body of a child stowaway was found in the landing gear of a plane at a Paris airport on Wednesday.
    It is understood that the small boy died from exposure to the cold or asphyxiation during the long-haul flight from the West African country of Ivory Coast.
    The niglet failed to dress appropriately for the long haul flight.

    Officials confirmed the corpse was “not warmly dressed”, and had been found in the plane's undercarriage cavity after landing.
    https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world...cid=spartanntp

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    I bet that niglet was a block of ice when that plane landed

    What's the opposite of ghetto lobster -- frozen niglet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    I bet that niglet was a block of ice when that plane landed

    What's the opposite of ghetto lobster -- frozen niglet?
    Freeze dried ghetto lobster.
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    And as usual, no pics of the good nig. I swear to God, I could quadruple the ratings of any media outlet in 1 week.

    GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!! PICS OF THE MADE GOOD NIGS!!!

    Is it really that hard to figure out?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    I bet that niglet was a block of ice when that plane landed

    What's the opposite of ghetto lobster -- frozen niglet?
    Niggercicle.
    Years ago I posted a bunch of stories of niggers freezing under bridges/vacant houses, and either DJ or Malificarum came up with the term. We laughed our asses off and it stuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    I bet that niglet was a block of ice when that plane landed

    What's the opposite of ghetto lobster -- frozen niglet?

    The aircraft tugs will now be hauling around coolers and blasting the ghetto summer snigglet siren songs of the ice cream truck and bringing all those nigger ice cream treats they love so much such as:

    KKKloondike Bar
    Tarmac Choco Taco
    Niggsle Crunch Bar
    Sniggers Immuh-scream Bar
    Bombay Door Pop
    Front Strut Snow Coon
    Wheel Well Willie Wonka Push Up Pop

    That Stupid Little Nigger (that's why I call them SNIGGLITS - It's a Navy acronym thing) may have climbed into that wheel well looking like a fudgesickle but once it frosted over and started cracking I'm sure it looked like a five gallon party bucket of Neopolitan.

    When will they learn? Even if they could come up with a parka in whatever subsaharan hellhole it is trying to escape from, the hypoxia will still kill it.

    I swear this happens at least a dozen times a year. Some stupid nigger tries to stowaway in a wheel well. Sometimes they fall out on final approach and land on someone's property a couple of miles from the runway. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a frozen nigger crashing through your bedroom ceiling. How many white suburbanites have woke up thinking "Well, I guess Saint Peter kicked another nigger out at the gates."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a frozen nigger crashing through your bedroom ceiling. "
    Imagine having to call the Airline and asking, "Did your pilots happen to notice a sign on my roof that says, Dead Nigger Storage? ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    I bet that niglet was a block of ice when that plane landed

    What's the opposite of ghetto lobster -- frozen niglet?
    A ghetto fudgesicle?

    It's actually a surprise the plane didn't launch an air-to-surface shit missile when the landing gear came out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rape Ape View Post
    A ghetto fudgesicle?

    It's actually a surprise the plane didn't launch an air-to-surface shit missile when the landing gear came out.
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