As subject says lol.

When I was a manager a Kmart this nigger that my ex happened to know was stealing a cell phone from the case. He ripped open the cardboard and took it out. Me, the GM (general manager) and the lost prevention leader took him into the office. I went because not only did I see it happening, it was my department. I was electronics Manager.
This dumb nigger tried to give a sob story about how his kid had cancer and shit and he was taking the phone because apparently he couldn't pay for anything right now due to medical bills and wanted to get his kid a present which was the phone. He showed us during the interview his phone which did have photos of a cancer ridden coon so he may of been telling the truth. Allegedly his kid was dying of terminal can-sa and needed to be with this kid.
Well, not only did we call the police, we had him arrested, the phone taken away and the Sears holdings appointed lawyer pressed charges. Thanks to my ex having some association with this nig, I found out that he went to jail because he was on probation (go figure) and during his time in jail his kid finally was deleted. So not only did I take the phone back, I got him arrested and deprived of seeing his death bed child.

Oh well.