Crime-fighting subway train kills two year old niglet. It's mother had too many bags.
Humans gathered and used air bags to get the chimplet out. But it died.

Give the sheboon a nice phone. Maybe when she's not out buying stuff, she can stick her face in the phone and maybe she'll make many humans happy.


https://www.ksla.com/2019/12/12/boy-...m-onto-tracks/