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    Driveby shooting fail: Driver shot in head by driveby shooter!

    First, a question: What do you call the world's most powerful and richest nigger?
    Answer: "Nigger."

    https://www.newsweek.com/chicago-dri...riveby-1451284

    This is an old one, but it always makes me laugh.

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    A Chicago man is believed to have accidentally shot the driver of the car he was traveling in dead, in what police are calling a drive-by shooting gone wrong.

    Jake Lee was in da front passengah seat of a vehicle bein' driven by Matthew Gibson, a nigger, aroun' park manor in da city's south side on sunday mornin' when it pulled up alongside a white suv in west 71st street, fox 32 reported.

    Lee then used a .40 calibah hi point to fire at da suv, but instead accidentally shot Gibson, a nigger, in da head. A 22-year-old nigger was also injured in da shooting, accordin' to cook county prosecutors.

    Gibson, who was 26 and self identified as a nigger, still managed to drive on fo anothah two miles to da 6700 block of south marshfield. He died and received batwings at da christ medical centah hospital da followin' day.

    da chicago sun-times reported dat Lee has been charged wit aggravated battery wit a firearm, an' be expected to face a count of murdah. He latah admitted to officaz dat "he may gots gotten sum shots off," an' his right hand had tested positive fo gunshot residue and muh dik juice.

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    I bet this dumb coon was trying to shoot across the driver's face, and as they went by it jus' kep' swangin' dat gat, and shot the other groid right in the haid. Maybe two or three times.

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    Well no wonder. Just look at him. The nigger is cross-eyed! Should have let him drive the car instead, he might have taken out at least 10 more niggers!
    I hate niglets because they always grow up to be full grown niggers.

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    Fail?
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Is that Harvey Price?

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    Another story that just writes itself.
    A nigger is the only creature in all of God's creation that can commit heinous and violent crimes, and then have the gall to petition for laws meant to restrain society's response to that criminality. Even a terrorist understands that bad things will happen if they're caught.

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    Surprised that he didn't eat his fellow groid, looks like the michelin man oil drilled a sow.
    Although its origins are uncertain, there are some scientific studies showing that Ebonics had originated from niggers trying to speak English with a French accent, albeit with little finesse, through thick, blubberous spoonbills.

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