Nigger has farts that can kill mosquitoes for six mile radius

[Whitey Ford]

Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’

Joe Rwamirama, 48, from Kampala, Uganda says boffins have launched a study into the chemical properties of his unique trouser toxin.

The odd job man says no one in his home village has ever contracted malaria because his powers knock out insects over a six mile radius.

If true, that would make his fallout zone larger than that of the atomic bomb which destroyed Hiroshima in 1945.

Local barber James Yoweri said: "He is known all over the city as the man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts.

"When Joe is around we all know that mosquitoes will vanish.

“He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His farts gets rid of this disease."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/105227...ill-mosquitos/

[Mentat of House Atreides]

In reality, this is a secret plan to make jenkem under the guise of making mosquito repellent!

[CreepyAssNigger]

That sounds like some premium jenkem.

We should bring him to Chimpout's Jenkem manufacturing facility.

Yes, we manufacture jenkem out of recycled sewage and distribute it to niggers for free.

(This is a joke.)

[Rape Ape]

I would say that a nigger's stench alone would kill mosquitos, but in reality, the niggers have to get malaria somehow. I'll bet mosquitos are attracted to nigger funk, being the busy little helpers of Malaria-sama.

Nigger farts, on the other hand, could kill anything.


(And what is it with niggers and their constant obsession with shit?)

[tweakstick]

You can't believe any "news stories" that come out of apefrica.


This never happened. Coon stench attracts disease and pestilence.

As rancid as they might be, it would still attract them. It is nature's way of culling the herd when humans refuse to do so.

CO and CO2 emissions are what attract mosquitoes. Even hydrogen sulfide emissions won't stop them anymore than it does in the swamps - a main breeding ground for mosquitoes. H2S doesn't even kill niggers properly. It is, after all, the active ingredient in jenkem! 1/5th of a teaspoon (1K PPM) in an average human breath of 6 liters of air will instantly kill a human. That's why you have to wear supplied air respirators in sewer pipes or mines. It won't even phase a mosquito or a nigger. They live in that shit every day.

[jenkemfactory]

Niggers produce their own self-defense mechanisms.

[CreepyAssNigger]

Niggers produce their own self-defense mechanisms.

Yeah, and that's part of the reason we don't fucking want them living in human civilizations.

I'm not racist. I just hate the nigger species.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The truth is that some nigger funk is so potent that not even flies or mosqitos will go near them. If presented the choice between a Ugandian nigger's body odor self immolation flames envious of the gates of hell, the choice is obvious.