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    Allah the Pig-Fucker
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    Smile Nigger emergency operator sends ambulance to wrong address, allergy pen fails and sheboon dies of nut allergy

    A well-known brand of allergy pen has had all of its batches recalled from across the UK after the fambly of a sheboon that died from a severe reaction to hazelnut said the product had failed.

    Wig-wearing Apepotamus Shante Turay-Thomas ooked 'I'm going to die', moments before it fell unconscious on the floor and later got its batwings in hospital.

    It has been revealed that there is an increased likelihood of the pens failing to activate when exposed to heat. Patients are advised not to expose them to temperatures above 25C. And sheboons are advised not to stick them in their hell-holes.

    The inquest previously heard one ambulance was initially dispatched to the ape's grandmammy's nest six miles away.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-save-her.html

    https://www.itv.com/news/london/2019...eaction-death/

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    One less nigger!

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    It would be nice if all sheboons had a nut allergy.

    Not a peanut allergy.

    I'm talking about a fatal reaction when exposed to nigger or human nut. The kind with sperm in it.

    Although I have to admit that it would be a bonus if they were also allergic to peanuts.

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