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    BBC articles written entirely in Niggerspeak

    BBC has gone crazy and allowed niggers to write news stories for them.
    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-44473080


    Cameroon struggles with measles:
    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-50679871

    Cardi B ooks and eeks about rice:
    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-50684006

    Monkeypox is a thing:
    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-50666132

    Skin bleaching cream is going to be taxed more:
    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-50663268

    A story about The HIV Matchmaker:
    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/50620058

    Bonus:
    http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.p...it+Dis+Shiznit

    I was feelin shitty fo' a while, chillin there up in tha park, tha breeze against mah bare chest, sad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But then I thought, wait a second, why was she leavin dis pie unattended, biatch? Why didn’t dat freaky freaky biatch have any screens fo' her window, biatch? Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck leaves chicken right up in a open entryway ta they house, biatch? That’s a invitation fo' bugs, fo' rodents, pussaaaaay n' raccoons even. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Fuck dat shit, I did her a indirect favor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wouldn’t make dat fuck up again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And there’d be much less likely of a cold-ass lil chizzle at any infestation now dat…

    I turned around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was tha lady. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Somehow she found a cold-ass lil cop, n' somehow they found mah crazy ass here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. I didn’t know what tha fuck ta do. I panicked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I went ta pick up tha pie ta hand it back ta her, ta say dat I’m sorry, dat that was a wild-ass thang dat I did, dat I was just bout ta brang it back. But I forgot how tha fuck bangin' tha pie was, so when I picked it up I gots dat slow burn, until finally I couldn’t hold it in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I screamed, “Yow!” n' I threw tha pie ta tha ground, n' dis time dat shiznit was straight-up fucked wit. I looked back up all up in tha cop n' tha lady, I couldn’t be thinkin of anythang ta say, n' I just ran. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And I’m a straight-up phat runner, straight-up fast, a shitload of endurance, n' just took off, zigzaggin all up in random streets, careful not ta lead dem back ta mah house, n' I done did it, I lost dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

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    http://bixnood.ytmnd.com/

    It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witch Doctor View Post
    Whom ever put that site up we need them to join up, that was funny
    Ask and ye shall receive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witch Doctor View Post
    Whom ever put that site up we need them to join up, that was funny
    Am I missing something here? The first thing I though was not so fast when I read the fine print:

    "Description: This is not meant to be racist, I'm just making fun of how incredibly racist that picture is.
    Foreground: The horrible White Aryan Resistance website (boo!)"


    Not sure what this guy's deal is (I can't tell since the site is down) but he does appear to be plagiarizing A Wyatt Mann's cartoon:
    "Title: (nsfw) Muhfuggen BIX NOOD
    Author: CodyRicheson"


    Was this site up earlier?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Am I missing something here? The first thing I though was not so fast when I read the fine print:

    "Description: This is not meant to be racist, I'm just making fun of how incredibly racist that picture is.
    Foreground: The horrible White Aryan Resistance website (boo!)"


    Not sure what this guy's deal is (I can't tell since the site is down) but he does appear to be plagiarizing A Wyatt Mann's cartoon:
    "Title: (nsfw) Muhfuggen BIX NOOD
    Author: CodyRicheson"


    Was this site up earlier?
    It is possible that he may be pretending to be a social justice warrior so a blatantly "racist" thing can continue existing on the internet.

    Poe's Law. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

    Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
    Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.[1][2][3] The original statement, by Nathan Poe, read:[1]
    Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article.
    edit: That probably muddied the waters even more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CreepyAssNigger View Post
    It is possible that he may be pretending to be a social justice warrior so a blatantly "racist" thing can continue existing on the internet.
    edit: That probably muddied the waters even more...
    Gotcha. It's not as clear as mud, just kind of murky then. I've done the same thing myself - just didn't know there was a law about it.

    I'll reserve judgment until I see the rest of his page.

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