Bon Jovi and Chicago, awesome! I was looking forward to some classics (nowadays what could be called classical music?).
But the first sight: a vile, fugly buck complaining that Santa works only one day a year. The next sight, the buck, a limp-wrist and its DL buckfriend, and a white woman so fat she'll have to mudshark, babbling about something I couldn't understand. Then the half-nigger Today team introduced John Legend, which had three backup tranny she-nigs (including one with a shaved head), singing a rip-off "I Jus Wan Muh Dikk" rip-off of half-nig Mariah Carey's "Alls I Want for Christmas Be Muh Poosie."
To hell with that shit, we changed the channel.