So I was riding the bus on the way home from work, and I had bought some fried chicken from Walmart.
On the way home, a sheboon smelled my chicken, and asked me for a piece.
I took one out of the package, and WHOOPS, it dropped onto the floor. I started giggling, and wouldn't give it another one.
I saw tears in its eyes, and I smiled. I knew I had done the right thing.
The sheboon began crying, and I was happy. Happy to know that I had ruined a nigger's day.