So I was riding the bus on the way home from work, and I had bought some fried chicken from Walmart.

On the way home, a sheboon smelled my chicken, and asked me for a piece.

I took one out of the package, and WHOOPS, it dropped onto the floor. I started giggling, and wouldn't give it another one.

I saw tears in its eyes, and I smiled. I knew I had done the right thing.

The sheboon began crying, and I was happy. Happy to know that I had ruined a nigger's day.