Anchor turdlet!

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Olutobi Ogunbawo, a Nigerian ape, has been jailed for plotting to pay a "Brit" to register as the pappy of its un-shat turd so its incubated sheboon, that came to the UK on a visit visa, could stay in the UK.

The groids believed that if "Britsh" coon Adekunle Adeparusi registered as the turd's pappy, both mammy and shitlet would be able to claim a "right" to live in the country.
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