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    Been a while

    I've been trying my best to avoid any nog interactions for a while and I've been lucky enough to be spared for a while. This one was to funny to forget.

    We went to McNiggers the other night to buy the kiddos some hot chocolate as the cold front had set in during the our HS football game last Friday night and concessions ran out during the first quarter. While waiting for our order, there was a female teenigger trying to coral a half a dozen snigglet turds running around with all the obligatory ooks, eeks and shrieks that go with it and not one single adult chimp in sight. After about five minutes of the monkeyshines, one of the youngest female chimps climbed on top of a table and started some tribal dancing lookeemeez. At this point the teenigger in charge called it down by name. "FEELASHIO - getcho azz downz from dayuhh!"

    That's right. That was it's name. I shit you guys not. That little monkey's parents named it after a blow job.

    I'm telling you guys - don't drink a soda when you hear something like that. It really burns when it comes out of your nose.

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    Upcoming nigger names:
    Frotage
    Fromage
    Menage a Trois
    Beastiality
    Anything abhorrent, a nigger will like.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    JFC, I just shot coffee out of my nose.
    Give America back to the human race and end nigger fuxation - TRUMP 2020

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    That almost beats "shy theed" aka shithead.

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    Tweakstick, I don't have any problem believing that at all.

    I'm waiting for them to name them after where they were conceived. LaBuick, Escalade and my favorite, Capricesha.

    Is Behinddadumtsteravious too much? Jackintheboxsha?

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    Addendum 1

    Quote Originally Posted by White Orchid View Post
    JFC, I just shot coffee out of my nose.

    Warning: Put your coffee down for a second.

    After I posted that gem, I remembered a story my brother in law told me a few years back. He is the walking embodiment of a libtard cuck so I believe his account of this one 100%. He was in the checkout line at Costco and overheard this conversation between a white guy in front of him and the teenigger mammy in front of that guy. The mammy had her little sproglet in her arms - 2 years old give or take. The guy made a comment about how "cute" the little girl was and asked what her name was. The proud shenigg mammy beamed with pride and replied, I shit you not, "Secretia!"

    My brother in law couldn't help himself and busted out laughing.

    Click on link for lulz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O4BbMisj6s
    Last edited by tweakstick; 11-11-2019 at 04:22 PM. Reason: added link

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