A white woman, no matter what size, shape or order of nasty magnitude - is and always will be a status symbol to a nigger. It's a way of them saying lookee mee Ize can proobs I ain'ts a nigguh. I gots me a white womanz.
The size, shape or smell of the mud shark is directly proportional to nigger richness. These two are still rent a center nigger rich. If they could achieve backuhbawull or rap starruh rich, they could afford an upgrade to a more expensive mudshark.
Skinny or fat, it will still always be a mudshark.
Because, to a nigger, the fattest, fugliest, mud whale is still an upgrade from even the tamest and most "magic" nigger sow.
islam (is-LAHM) n.
- The frothy mixture of semen and goat dung resulting from Muslim sex.
I think you're looking at this question through the eyes of a human. Unlike humans, niggers do not have aesthetic judgements. A buck will even stick its muh-dik in an exhaust pipe.
I think tweakstick is closer to the truth.
Also, niggers see muh-diking mudshark whores as a sort of giving the finger to the Massa.