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    Hipster nerd repels home-invading nigger using battle axe

    Ben Ball, 36, used a replica battle ax to fend off a convicted criminal nigger Alex Lavell Rawls who broke into his apartment late Wednesday night.

    Ball says that the suspect dated his former roommate who left to get away. The suspect showed up at the apartment around 11:30 p.m., thinking she was there. The suspect knocked on the door repeatedly, then kicked it in, while Ball was in his apartment playing video games and watching Rick and Morty.

    Bell hit the intruder ape at least once in the torso and then the two started grappling in the apartment destroying the place. Finally, the suspect gave up and made a run for it. A neighbor called 911 and police showed up. Police K-9s followed the trail of blood to apprehend the suspect.
    https://www.woodtv.com/news/kzoo-and...-home-invader/

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    Awesome. I didn't think anything but a bullet could stop a nigger raging for muh dik. Guess we can add "battleaxe" to the list. Good for you, rolypoly nerd! He should sue his roommate coalburner for bringing that feral nog around in the first place.

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    I just watched the news clip, gotta give it to the dweeb. That's funny. Imagine if this nigger actually told the truth the guys in his cellblock.

    "So there I was...mano y mano. We're neck-deep in pizza rolls, cheesy puffs and porn magazines. He's got this medieval battle axe, I'm hit....."


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    Axes be raysus an sheeit !
    'You shall not lie with any animal to defile yourself with it; neither shall any woman give herself to an animal, to lie down with it: it is a perversion. Leviticus 18:23

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    He should get into viking weapons. On good hit with a viking battle axe will cut some chunks of meat off his carcass to feed a dog.

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    This smells. I KNOW neckbeards. A legitimate neckbeard would have invited it in, apologized for not answering the door sooner, and cried a bit over the way the nigger was inconvenienced. Would have probably had a BLM poster stashed somewhere too as proof of it's woke nature.
    A nigger is the only creature in all of God's creation that can commit heinous and violent crimes, and then have the gall to petition for laws meant to restrain society's response to that criminality. Even a terrorist understands that bad things will happen if they're caught.

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    Put down the game controller and hit the gym. You need to swing that thing much harder.....
    Black privilege is getting to act like a fucking chimp in public and then having the balls to make everybody else apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineEvolved View Post
    This smells. I KNOW neckbeards. A legitimate neckbeard would have invited it in, apologized for not answering the door sooner, and cried a bit over the way the nigger was inconvenienced. Would have probably had a BLM poster stashed somewhere too as proof of it's woke nature.
    I admit I'm confused. Maybe a pasty neckbeard ren faire nerd doesn't necessarily mean niggerlover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    I admit I'm confused. Maybe a pasty neckbeard ren faire nerd doesn't necessarily mean niggerlover.
    I'm just saying. This fat bastard had help of some kind. It's a walking grease spot with hair, and not at all (looking at the pic) capable of fending off an enraged silverback.
    A nigger is the only creature in all of God's creation that can commit heinous and violent crimes, and then have the gall to petition for laws meant to restrain society's response to that criminality. Even a terrorist understands that bad things will happen if they're caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineEvolved View Post
    I'm just saying. This fat bastard had help of some kind. It's a walking grease spot with hair, and not at all (looking at the pic) capable of fending off an enraged silverback.
    I agree. He's a sad example of what passes for a man these days (34 years old!) but a battle-ax can be an equalizer. I think even I could swing one if being threatened by a nigger hopped up on muh dik hormones and probably some kind of drugs. If he hadn't had that weapon, I think he knew he'd be raped and hacked to bits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    I admit I'm confused. Maybe a pasty neckbeard ren faire nerd doesn't necessarily mean niggerlover.
    You'd be surprised. A hobby shop I used to frequent before moving has an RPG club. Most guys look a lot like your stereotypical gaming/renfaire nerds, none liked niggers. One even goes about his day to day wearing a medieval style cloak and even says "Makes more sense than what niggers wear" and "zero chance of seeing my asscrack". Surprisingly that guy is in his 40s, married, and two kids. Probably helps that the big renfaire they have nearby has had nigger problems in the past.

    Of course, I've seen plenty of those millenial neckbeards though, the "Woke" ones or whatever they call themselves. Hopeless degenerates, the lot of them.

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    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MineEvolved View Post
    I'm just saying. This fat bastard had help of some kind. It's a walking grease spot with hair, and not at all (looking at the pic) capable of fending off an enraged silverback.
    OK...the dude is wearing a Star Wars t-shirt FFS. I bet if the camera had a wide angle lens you'd see the pizza rolls and cheesy-poofs in the background.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allah the Pig-Fucker View Post
    Maybe the nigger just wanted to "axe" him a question?

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