Hipster nerd repels home-invading nigger using battle axe

[Allah the Pig-Fucker]

Ben Ball, 36, used a replica battle ax to fend off a convicted criminal nigger Alex Lavell Rawls who broke into his apartment late Wednesday night.

Ball says that the suspect dated his former roommate who left to get away. The suspect showed up at the apartment around 11:30 p.m., thinking she was there. The suspect knocked on the door repeatedly, then kicked it in, while Ball was in his apartment playing video games and watching Rick and Morty.

Bell hit the intruder ape at least once in the torso and then the two started grappling in the apartment destroying the place. Finally, the suspect gave up and made a run for it. A neighbor called 911 and police showed up. Police K-9s followed the trail of blood to apprehend the suspect.

https://www.woodtv.com/news/kzoo-and...-home-invader/

[IseDaDiva]

Awesome. I didn't think anything but a bullet could stop a nigger raging for muh dik. Guess we can add "battleaxe" to the list. Good for you, rolypoly nerd! He should sue his roommate coalburner for bringing that feral nog around in the first place.

[SC Anemia]

I just watched the news clip, gotta give it to the dweeb. That's funny. Imagine if this nigger actually told the truth the guys in his cellblock.

"So there I was...mano y mano. We're neck-deep in pizza rolls, cheesy puffs and porn magazines. He's got this medieval battle axe, I'm hit....."

[TheOrganGrinder]

Axes be raysus an sheeit !

[zagnut]

He should get into viking weapons. On good hit with a viking battle axe will cut some chunks of meat off his carcass to feed a dog.

[MineEvolved]

This smells. I KNOW neckbeards. A legitimate neckbeard would have invited it in, apologized for not answering the door sooner, and cried a bit over the way the nigger was inconvenienced. Would have probably had a BLM poster stashed somewhere too as proof of it's woke nature.

[haywood]

https://www.woodtv.com/news/kzoo-and...-home-invader/

Maybe the nigger just wanted to "axe" him a question?