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So I'm driving my new Silverado dually headed for the interstate when I see this pathetic dirty old nigger standing in the road holding a piece of cardboard with a really poor attempt at writing a sign...it said will work for food. I'm thinking no such thing as a nigger that'll work for anything so I pulled as near to it as I could and holy shit, it's Daryl Thomas from Intelligence Operations Support. I say from Intel Ops because Daryl was a wannabe tail gunner turned First Sergeant secretary/floor sweeper from down the hall. Poor dumb nigger couldn't operate the paper towel dispenser in the men's room and it wasn't even a mechanically functioning one. 1975. We had the ones you just pull out individually and Daryl always had a stack of them on the floor whenever he tried to take one out. But I digress. Here's one of the first nigger contacts I ever had in my life standing in traffic begging for money. I pulled up to him and yelled "Hey Daryl! Come here boy!" He shuffled on over and I told him to jump in the back of my truck and I'd take him over to my paving job and he could stand in the street with a flag and direct traffic. He said "Sheeeit man, why I gonna do that for?" and I pointed at his sign and he said he didn't really mean work, he was just hungry. If I had some scraps of garbage in my truck I would've thrown them at him but no such luck. My wife cleans my truck every night when I get home and I was just starting my day. I told him if he would just stand there with a flag I'd have someone go get him a sandwich and he said he didn't want no sandwich. He wanted some McDonalds an' sheeeit. Then he recognized me and said hey I knows you man....what ever happened to you? I said I got myself a degree and started my own paving company and now I have 16 trucks and 37 employees....I see you did well for yourself too huh Daryl?! He said yeah I got my own business too but I can make like $25 an hour standing out here on my days off from stupid crackers like you who give me money for nothing. Sure....days off? What real business owner has days off?! And if you do, who wants to spend them covered with flies begging for money out in traffic?! On a TuesdaySo The lights changed and traffic began to move and I waved bye to poor destitute Daryl thinking what a worthless nigger. 40 years later and the dumbass still probably couldn't work a paper towel dispenser. Goes to show none of those "Will work for food" niggers would ever really actually be willing to do any work...still idiots throw money in his pail. Niggers.
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Originally Posted by SC Anemia
